"I have never............... ....??"

I have never (and will definitely never)

Bungee jumped
Been in a Hot Air Balloon
Sky Dived
White Water rafted

I have never - but might do?

Been on a Cruise
Had a Tattoo
Lived on my own

Been to Ibiza
Placed a bet
Abseiled

I have never;

Eaten tripe.
Flown in a helicopter
Been skiing
Been on safari.

And I don't suppose I ever will

I have never;

Eaten a MacDonald's burger.
Watched Friends on TV.
Been skiing.
Smoked a cigarette.
Had alcohol to drink.
Been on a hen night.
Been to a baby shower.
Been horse riding.
Scuba dived.
Been on a date since divorce 20 years ago.

Had a daughter
Or grandaughter
Or niece

I have never
Been in McDonalds
Will never go to America
Been in the loft
Been on a cruise

Some amusing ones
Never ...
Ice skated
Bungee jumped
Eaten jellied eels
Drank pernod
Jumped from a plane ( with or without a parachute) ?
Danced a conga

I particularly smiled at ‘never been up in a loft’ ?

I have never:

Learned to swim (despite 10 years of lessons)
Eaten tripe, jellied eels, snails, frogs' legs, or black or white truffles
Gone rock climbing
Learned to crochet successfully
Taken illegal drugs
Smoked
Drunk so much I have thrown up
Handled a snake

Sounds a boring life, but it has been wonderful!

Ridden a camel

Worn a white wedding dress

Had piercings

Have I been missing out?