Heard from a doctor on TV that to have inner peace we should finish off things lying around the house that we have started as we could all use more serenity. I looked around my house to find unfinished things and so far I five finished off a bottle of Merlot and Chardonnay. A bodle of Baileys, a buddle of wum, tha mainer of Valimum scriptions and a box of chocletz. You have no idea how feckin fabulus I feel rite now. Sned this’s to all who need inner piss. An tellum yu luv em. And to all have Marry Crispmouse! (Borrowed!)
I'll drink to that!