Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

Oh for goodness sake lemon it’s not a donut it’s a diaphragm! How on earth did he get that in his mouth...no best not to ask. granygravy no point in your best undies if we can’t het it out. You grab him round the middle and I’ll try giving it a tug. I wouldn’t mind betting it’s marydolls the hussy. Next thing you know she’ll claim she’s pregnant again!!! ?

No stiff one for you either Day6 unless you meet up with Thor. He’ll be bored stiff with lemon by now ?

Oooh, I should have checked that donut ! Still George seemed to be enjoying it.
I have already had a couple of stiff ones today but am ready for another round about now.

I seem to be putting on weight around my middle and I'm feeling sick in the mornings.
I can't fathom out what's wrong with me. Must have been something I drank ate. ?

Oh not again !!
It’s wind dear, just like last time.?

Marydoll I think you should try charcoal tablets for the wind!!!

I have sneaked in a "rather cheeky chilled white" it tastes better with each glass.......... I am sure I heard George calling I need the Granny Gravy (could have been I need the bloomin Navy) ???

Well if the navy are coming granygravy you’d better keep them away from marydoll. She’s a terror for a man (men) in uniform ?

All the nice girls love a sailor, ?

Marydoll I have heard you are a "naughty" girl ??

GrannyGravy, you don't know the half of it! ?

Hmm ? very quiet in the Argy this weekend. Where have they all gone? I bet they’ve gone off in search of those sailors. No doubt marydoll has been up to her bondage tricks again and they’ve got themselves all tied up in the rigging. Oh well here’s the Admiral. I’ll pour us a couple of large ones and we can while away out time till they come back. Cheers ???????

It's raining and starting to blow out there, so I was drinking at home
a nice little French red

anyway, I thought one of you would shove a broom or a mop in my hand
I know what you're like

All the nice girls love a sailor
I have my own Admiral here but I think he's nodded off!!

watch the Royal Navy, I wouldn't trust one of them an inch -

Hello Doodle.......you must be psychic!
A few of us went back to the ship, and the last few days have gone in a flash, what larks (Navy Larks) Mary and I drank them under the table many times, but when they were still conscious they taught us a thing or two, all kinds of knots
( must be where the expression ‘ get knotted’ comes from)
And splicing the mainbrace.
Meno vanished into the Captain’s cabin and wasn’t seen again, hope she got back here alright.
Chewbacca taught the ratings to chew bacca, and GrannyGravy13 taught them some colourful language, so we all taught each other a thing or two.I seem to dimly remember giving them my dance of the seven veils at some point.?

must be where the expression ‘ get knotted’ comes from
I may have had one too many but can't stop giggling [grin[]

GrannyGravy13 taught them some colourful language,
GG13 must know a few choice words or two then.

There is nothing a sailor doesn't know about colourful language (I certainly learnt a few when they taught me how to splice the mainbrace)

Actually, they were blushing at some of the language,
It turns out that GG knew far more than they did and she wasn’t shy about using it!

Weigh hey and up she rises. I knew granygravy was a saucy minx. ?
Oh well I expect the rest of you will stagger back at all hours expecting the Argy to be ship shape and Bristol fashion.
As Jalima has opted out of the cleaning I had to swab the decks myself and now it’s time for a wee tot of rum and then the Admiral and me are going to play strip Gin Rummy with the emphasis on the gin. Oh, are you’re playing too lemon or did you just forget to put some clothes on tonight ?

The captain and his mainbrace are fine thank you but I felt a bit seasick so I've come back alone

Do you know, I did just feel a bit chilly Doodle hadn’t realised I was sitting here with just a triple gin and a couple of ferrets to keep me warm.
That’s the trouble with being a free spirit ( that’s me, not the gin, as I paid for it )you forget mundane things like clothes.
Anyway, as I always say ‘if you’ve got it flaunt it’!
Right, I’m in, what stakes are we playing for, bottletops?

Seasick Meno ? I have just the cure for that, break two eggs into a pint of old dark goblin, add a few spoons of treacle, a cup of creme de menthe and a sprinkle of chilli powder, mix well and down in four gulps!
Works a treat.

Am not saying you will feel well afterwards, but you won’t be seasick.

Are you mad Lemon? I just got off the ship and that worked. Pull yourself together and put some clothes on. Then pour me some poteen with a whiskey chaser

Oops my secret is out!!!

I am called "potty mouth" by those who know me well, and have a reputation for getting dirtier the more "vino" consumed.

I must have picked it up from my ex navy step-father!!!!

I was feeling quite at home till that young officer offered to show me "the golden river" not sure I shall be at Yoga for a while!!!!