Nobody Told Me

why don't you fight back by complaining
Fennel; Not interested! Can do all those things. Anything I can't, then I get an expert in, or better still, go on a course to learn how. All you need is a certificate in common sense.
And don't forget; you'll soon need a man about the house to put up the C-decorations and the tree lights. I used to get great satisfaction doing that; even vacuuming the carpet of pine needles afterwards.

Women who aspire to be equal to Men, lack ambition

Rubbish, this was what you said
Oops! Sorry! Did I say it was 1.00AM and I was tired?
My post this evening contained the missing "avoid." Heaven forbid that I should lead a dour Scot off the straight and narrow.
From your earlier posts I think you were both school teachers, but I guess my homework mistake has lost me a few marks. Perhaps 1 out of 10 for being here?
Btw; the Scotties look good; are they posing for a whisky photo shoot; Scotch perhaps?

Few women admit their age. Few men act it

^How do they avoid a peep-show?
I'm sure when Charles travels the Underground in kilt, (Elizabeth Line of course) he'll show us how to wrap it discreetly around his knees^

Wrap it round his knees ??
I'm afraid i read this with a very different image in mind !!!!

You and me both gmelon! I don't think I'd manage to get off the tube without swooning

Sassenach512 I was thinking Camilla a fortunate woman indeed.

Am I the only one who thought this thread was about Holly McNeish’s book of poems Nobody Told Me about the trials of early motherhood?

And don't forget; you'll soon need a man about the house to put up the C-decorations and the tree lights

Well I will just have to contain my disappointment won’t I.