Great thread. Thank you, Meg.
The solar eclipse on Wednesday 12th August
I’ve been taking GN too seriously of late. So thought I’d lighten up a bit.
I’m sure you can all think of more to add to the list....
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Google Maps eally needs to start their directions on # 5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
19. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
20 Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
Great thread. Thank you, Meg.
Why are you all folding fitted sheets, I fold them roughly and then when you next stretch them over the bed they are ironed and lovely.
Yes OldMeg I think I was/ am on the right thread. I though it was about things that puzzle us and why anyone wants to compete to be the most ill or take the most meds puzzles me.
Many of the other replies are also about things that are puzzling too.
brilliant list glad its not just me that always wonders what happened to the deceased nosey nature
Same here Willow500 lol It always happens.
So very funny OldMeg. I love number 2, that's me!
In addition to removing computer history when I die, I’ve also asked my best friend to remove a certain item from my bedside drawer! ?
I've been feeling really really depressed and this thread has cheered me up no end, especially the one about the little girl and her mum talking on the bus. Thank you!
1 Clear your computer history frequently - you never know. And leave instructions for the hard drive to be smashed up
3. DM used to say 'You'll be glad to go to bed when you're older' to which I would reply 'No, I won't!'. Yes, Mum, I am
5 I don't want to know (I leave it to DH)
12 Who will want my LPs?
17 "Really?, oh really, really?" is a good alternative, nodding and smiling as you say it.
Perhaps we should ask for a dedicated thread for light-hearted and/or funny posts? Seems like we all like a ?. I think there’s already a jokey one running
Old Meg; Couldn't agree more! We could be soulmates.
I've been a member for only 5+ months and have longed to see a forum titled "Jokes Only" or "Humour Only" I've always tried to see the funny side of any situation when appropriate, which seems to ruffle a few feathers from time to time, but who cares!
Gather everything under the one Forum instead of scattered as of now and any humourless posters will know not to look and thereby upset themselves.
You're smarter than me so could I trust you to set it up? I've still got ideas and material to go! 
Has anyone seen the comedy way to fold fitted sheets on YouTube . Not very good at links but it’s on:
www.rightthis minute.com.video
Teach us how to fold a fitted sheet Terri. It’s hilarious!?
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Well done all;really funny post
Best post for ages. Thank you for the pleasure!!
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Old Meg, you are very clever, think for yourself and write well. This list has made me smile.
Here's a few more:
-everyone should have the day off work on their birthday
-why don't people ever compare themselves with others who are worse off andf be grateful instead of contrasting their lot with billionaires to make themselves unhappy?
-why change clocks twice a year to cut off an hour of daylight in the evening? We'd all be happier if the October change didn't happen.
-why do tolerant people tolerate the intolerant? It's contradictory, absurd and positively harmful by empowering the wicked.
-Sprouts. Why?
-Ditto wasps.
-do young women not know the the duck pout they put on for selfies makes them look strange?
-Serving Champagne warm should come with a custodial sentence
-Cake solves almost everything.
Well done OldMeg for bringing a smile to us all, and thank you jenni123 for making me laugh till I cried. I remembered hearing a little girl talking to her Mum in a toilet cubicle, suddenly saying in a loud voice ' oh well done Mummy you've done a poo and a wee!' I stayed in my cubicle until they had washed hands and gone, purely to save the poor woman's blushes.
Schnackie surely 5 feet tall means short legs.???? Like me.
Love all the suggestions. We need to do this more often. Too much depression is bad for us all.
jenni123 HA HA HA...…...brilliant, I'm still laughing, I would loved to have seen the faces of those passengers and the conductor, HA HA...….thank you for that.
Loving these light hearted observations OldMeg. I’d add why do I get halfway through a book before remembering I’ve read it before, then I have to finish it because I can’t remember the end.
LOL! I feel I must add, that the same friend who deletes the computer history, should remove personal items from the bedside cabinet ?
Love the thread. Really lightened up my day!
Especially the Tupperware lid.
Re 'What'.... I got told off for saying what. 'Pardon' sounds posh....
Now I say 'Sorry?' Feels right to me.
Bathsheba, that’s so true. Annoying, isn’t it!? A kind of extension to needing to check the time more than once.
Ha ha! Loved this OldMeg and all resonated with me!
jenni123 love your story, made me really giggle, can't wait to recount to OH when he gets in. Aren't little ones lovely in their innocence.
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