I gloss over inconvenient facts such as my DF being a second son and me being his second DD. I have no desire to be like Princess Margaret or Princess Anne.
I would be a very good Queen of Scotland, using what power and influence I had for the benefit of ALL my people. I would not require public funding or security, just live off the ill-gotten gains accumulated by previous Royal Families. I think I would sell off all the jewels, paintings etc. and use the proceeds to establish and fund in perpeturity, hospitals, hospices, refuges, roads and schools which could be named after the thing that funded them e.g Sceptre Hospice, Diamond Road.
I would probably hang on to Holyrood for formal state occasions, but would sell Balmoral (too many midgies) to a hotel chain and purchase a small, family sized Royal Yacht, where I would mainly live while sailing around to perform my royal duties.