Welcome to the new Argy Bar and cafe, abandon hope all ye who enter here.?

Great news! I was at the dentist today, when the fire alarm went off. We were all evacuated out into the pouring rain.
Oh boy was it worth it' ?
Two fire engines full of hunky, chunky firefighters in UNIFORM arrived within minutes.?‍??‍??‍??‍??‍??‍??‍??‍??‍??‍?
I invited them all to the Argy tonight at the end of their shift. I do hope the are not too tired to take part in the Argy shenanigans. ?

Marydoll and Meno were there!

Did you see all your friends under the table Jane? Well done! Cheers???

Just been on a hen night - after training on that poteen, tequila shots were a piece of p***.

A whisky chaser dilutes the poteen if you want to try that

Good idea! I shall only drink pints of it in future.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder- do not forget that I am partially sighted so you look svelte to me. I am not sure what all of that poteen is doing to your mental health. Maybe cut down the number of litres that you are taking?

.....and crisps!

Well, it’s very something Charley but svelte may not be the word.
Sean likes it though, he told me that ‘he only goes out with big birds’ as he likes something to get hold of.
The trouble with wearing thongs though is that I can’t really find them once on. I should lose weight, less poteen and lack of pork scratching methinks.

lemongrove at least thongs will not dig in when you are at that ideal weight. Your body must be very svelte.

Actually, they look very like my old knickers, from before I lost about 8 stone in weight, did I give them to you Marydoll?
I only wear thongs now that I am down to 17 stone.?
Sean is over from the ‘owld country’ and he needs a place to stay so I suggested the cellar, he can help out Big Jim, and yes, he is a bit on the hairy side and likes to work with his shirt off.Don’t we all?

those knickers would keep the outside of my body warm. Fetching colour.

Have you gone to the old Argy doodle? We are having a great time at the new one

Hello. Is anyone there? . No lights on, place in total darkness. Not a sound anywhere ......except perhaps some low snoring coming from the corner.
So have they finished all the Poteen and are sleeping it of ??? or have they all gone off somewhere without me? Can't see any of the Hans' staff. No food on the go. It's spooky. I'll just sit quietly in the corner stroking this strange motheaten cat and wait for them to come back (looks just like someone's tatty old wig actually). Nice kitty ?

Sorry it's Sean, he's very furry!

Someone let me out of the cellar, I seem to have locked myself in again and either my wig has come off or we have a rat down here

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Would these be what you're looking for Marydoll? I found them outside, under the bushes.

I feel your pain Lemon. I'll lend you my granny knickers, we don't want to "upset" the punters.
Oh, I've forgotten to put them on.?

Should I, shouldn't I? After the last time it was ages before I dared show my face in the kitchen again
Can't be as bad the second time round.
I'll have a couple of pints please ?
Cheers! Bottoms up......bloomin eck lemon I didn't mean it literally ? ..that thong is far too small for you, it looks like a piece of dental floss.....

Yes Doodle I cooked up a big batch of it last night, Poteen is my speciality, must be my Irish bit coming out ( get back in the cellar Sean!!)
So, a £1 a pint, can’t say fairer than that, and you will have your eyesight back by tomorrow.

you could be right marydoll. I think wee jocks get up and go has got up and gone. I might head back to the Argy and see if any Hansome men have arrived. Or, better still, there might just be some Poteen around.

Well, going on past experience, you will have a very long wait.?

Oops. Caught out Don't think you'll be seeing wee jock tonight, he is otherwise engaged. We might be a while ...... his scooter needs re-charging ?

Or doodle?