A friend of mine went for a TV company "board" interview years ago, dressed comfortably and casually as he would for the work required, which was physical and practical.
The candidate before him was very smartly dressed in suit and tie, but visibly quaking at the thought of the board which could be anything from three to five people (in those days) all thinking up the next question while the hapless interviewee was answering the last.
The smart candidate was so nervous, he threw up 30 seconds into his interview and there was a pause while it was all cleared up... adding to my friend's nervousness and that of the other candidates - even the smart ones.
When my friend was invited through, he found the board members seated in a semicircle and a swivel chair for him in the centre of a damp patch of hastily-scrubbed carpet.
From the get-go, he was assailed by the joint odours of sick and disinfectant. He tried to keep calm but he was quite short and the swivel chair had been set too high, so only his toes reached the ground.
Unconsciously, he began swinging from side to side, which made sense in view of how the panel were seated.
The inverviewers were anxious not to lose another person to nerves so they were a bit jokey and my friend laughed so much his toes lifted while he was in full outward swing and he spun right round twice before having the sense to apply his feet as breaks.
They all laughed so much there were puzzled looks from the waiting suits-and-ties on the other side of the door as he left.
He got the job.
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