Oops..

Many years ago, I went to the toilet at work. I was in the cubicle, just lifting my skirt, when a male voice said "I wouldn`t do that if I were you love", it was a workman up above!

My late friend, who was stunning and always dressed very elegantly was out for a country walk with her cousin. She always looked very ladylike (when in fact, she was extremely down to earth, with no airs and graces).
She was in a country lane, miles from anywhere, surrounded by fields, when she was "caught short".
After making sure there was no-one else around, she went behind a hedge to have a wee. She happened to look up, as she was in mid flow, to see an electricity linesman, looking down on her from the top of a pylon.
We had tears running down our cheeks as she described the situation.The poor man didn't know where to look.