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Eglantine21 Fri 05-Jan-18 08:45:32

Braved the wind and rain last night for a long awaited evening to hear one of my favourite authors speak.
Oh dear. They were so overcome with their own wonderfulness and importance. Obviously being feted has gone to their heads.

How can a book be full of wit and wisdom and the author such a

Wish I hadn't gone.

sarahellenwhitney Fri 05-Jan-18 13:44:42

Sorry to hear of your disappointment but you have to remember that authors can spend hours and hours putting together their wisdom & wit.
How long do they have when giving a talk?
Does it come over quite the same?

pollyperkins Fri 05-Jan-18 13:58:07

I heard a c0mic acror speak once and was not impressed by the name dropping, arrogance and filthy jokes. This was a talk for young women (and children ) and was very inappropriate. I never liked him on screen after that.

pollyperkins Fri 05-Jan-18 13:58:51

Sorry., that shoukd read 'comic actor'!

Camelotclub Fri 05-Jan-18 14:42:47

Hope it's not Bill Bryson. I saw him at Althorp a few years back and he was very nice.

acanthus Fri 05-Jan-18 15:24:04

Speaking of 'nice' authors, celebs etc., one of my favourites was the late lamented poet U A Fanthorpe. (I heartily recommend her work if you don't already know her - she should have been a Poet Laureate in my opinion.) She was a delightful speaker, along with partner Rosie Bailey, and sent me a book of her poems later with the message in it:
"Hope this comes up to scratch."

Jalima1108 Fri 05-Jan-18 15:40:42

Alexander McCall Smith was delightful, can't be him

hmm thinks
Of course, it could be someone we've never heard of!

Jalima1108 Fri 05-Jan-18 15:42:39

Well known and successful poet - went on about her very expensive years of therapy and read us a few poems.
Now I'm even more intrigued.

Did she write a poem about her schooldays?

kathyd Fri 05-Jan-18 15:52:13

I do hope that these authors are going to be named. It would be awful to never know who they are!

OldMeg Fri 05-Jan-18 16:41:05

We have an annual literary festival near us and it’s a real eye opener. Some authors can really hold their audience but others are a big disappointment.

Yer pays yer money and you take your chance.

Eglantine21 Fri 05-Jan-18 19:02:13

Oh Jalima, I must just have caught him on a bad day. blush
Or maybe like someone says it was the audience that was less than satisfactory.
Or even me in a grumpy mood.
Still, anybody want a set of Ladies Detective Agency? I just can't feel the same about them.........

lemongrove Fri 05-Jan-18 19:13:41

An, him! McCall Smith.
Saw him on tv one time and thought the same as you.grin

toscalily Fri 05-Jan-18 19:15:33

Ah, the penny has dropped. wink. Pity about the book club, might have cheered you up.

Cherrytree59 Fri 05-Jan-18 19:16:00

Wow I didn't see that coming.
was too busy worrying that it was Ian Rankin

Chewbacca Fri 05-Jan-18 19:25:30

Oh no, not him! sad What a disappointment Eglantine. Nothing worse than discovering that a person admired from afar has feet of clay!

Nannylovesshopping Fri 05-Jan-18 19:26:10

I love those books, precious and her assistants talking shoes!

Tegan2 Fri 05-Jan-18 19:30:06

Also relieved to hear it wasn't Bill Bryson; that would have destroyed me....

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jan-18 19:33:59

Oh my goodness, that is such a surprise! But then I remember when my daughter worked in the green room at our local theatre and the stories she would tell of the gross rudeness and arrogance from some of the big names - people I would never have thought that of, not in a million years!

Jane10 Fri 05-Jan-18 19:38:45

Oh no! He's usually so lovely too. Must have been having a bad day.

Tegan2 Fri 05-Jan-18 19:39:47

The S.O. has just read a book in which a taxi driver said the most miserable person he ever used to drive anywhere was Bruce Forsyth. He [the S.O. that is] used to have a lot of 'personalities' at their works conferences and he said one of the nicest was Tony Robinson [no surprise there].

Niobe Fri 05-Jan-18 19:40:42

Thank goodness it wasn't CJ Sansom!

Chewbacca Fri 05-Jan-18 19:46:40

I go to a spa in Staffordshire and have got to know a quite few of the young women who do massages and beauty treatments etc. They've all said that they absolutely dread a particular actress coming in because she's such a diva and nightmare and several of them have ended up in tears because she's so awful. Think long running North of England soap opera; actress who was in it for years but isn't anymore.

wintrsun Fri 05-Jan-18 20:13:06

Jeffrey Archer!

Chewbacca Fri 05-Jan-18 20:29:27

Nope, sorry wintrsun, he wasn't in a long running soap opera based in the North of England.

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jan-18 21:08:51

Not Julie Goodyear by any chance?

Cherrytree59 Fri 05-Jan-18 21:26:58

Jamila
A family pile.
And an honorable title?