Jesus replaced with a Gregg's sausage roll.

I missed the original reporting of the 'sausage roll Jesus' and have just waded through all 28 pages of this thread so I'm slightly shellshocked, but couldn't pass up the opportunity to tell you an alternative sausage roll story that happened a couple of years ago.
My friend was pondering her Christian faith and decided that she would try to see Jesus in everyone she met that day. Later she was in the town and came across a man who looked to be homeless so she asked herself what she would do if he was Jesus. As she was about to go and get her husband a sausage roll for lunch she decided she would also get one for the man in the street. However, when she gave her offering to the man he politely declined saying that he didn't eat pork. When she was recounting the story later we laughed with her as said of course Jesus wouldn't eat pork, I should have bought him something else! My friend has since taken up a post with the Salvation Army.

I do like that grannyactivist

Good for her grannyactivist I really admire the Salvation Army.
Next time......a tuna sarnie ( loaves and fishes)

I hadn't realised Ripon was getting a new Bishop Jen. Lovely cathedral with a great community spirit. They put on all sorts there; some fascinating historical stuff.

They let anyone in too.

Never known a Cathedral or church which didn't let all in

Yes, I've been there a few times, GracesGran.
It was on the local radio yesterday morning. She sounded very nice.

Neither have I Annie who even thought that churches and cathedrals had a dress code?

You have to pay to go inside Coventry Cathedral.

Or a colour code, or a quick check on your credentials.

Ripon you don't have to or Durham.
York you pay to go in unless you are going to a service or are a local, in which case you have to have a card to show you are local.

Black people couldn't go into white churches in America.

You can attend services free of charge in any church or cathedral, but some cathedrals ask for a donation at other times to look round.This helps with the wear and tear and upkeep.

We are talking of the UK Eglantine ( or I think we are, this thread changes direction so fast.)

Asking visitors to pay and not asking visitors to pay has nothing to do with the 'they let anyone in'. Cathedrals cost so much money for repairs , heating, staff , surely better to pay than have a beautiful Cathedral close? So many Parish churches are closing , sad . We need them.

Are we Lemons. I thought that Christianity covered more than just the UK.

GracesGran wasn't talking about going to a service, though. Neither was I.

Tbh it’s hard to know exactly what you are talking about
durhamjen and GracesGranM2 sometimes.

I get the idea that Eglantine is not from the UK, as she talked about the southern hemisphere.
Is that right, Eglantine?
The new Bishop of Ripon is living and working in New Zealnd at the moment. She finishes on Christmas Day.
Does that mean I am not allowed to mention her until she arrives in the UK?

You do like making up the rules, lemon.

Why would we be talking about cathedrals around the world?
Getting surreal now.

That is a shock Elegran, you will claim it happened in S.A next

Lemon, I think that was definitely being personal. And you'd just told us you didn't do personal!

Eglantine mentioned America.

I thought Rippon and Coventry Cathedral were in the U.K. And the new Bish is coming to the UK to be Bish of Rippon

Are you sure about your facts there durhamjen because in your haste to get in a dig, you are making things up.
I have never said that ‘I don’t do personal’ so show exactly where hmm? It’s not in the Brexit thread either.

Facts, that reminds me

Jen who did the church STEAL the carol In The Bleak Mid Winter from, ?