A new spin on dressing for dinner?

Utter disgust. It's the thought of "naked bits" on seats that alarms me.

Yuk, yuk yuk.

It’s not the extra flesh that would worry me, it’s the offchance of unwashed, undeodorised bodies, especially at the end of the day, the unhygienic seating unless they’re going to provide replaceable seating pads or rush in and mop the seats after each guest, the thought of how often men check their bits, now doing it without a layer of cloth then resting their hand gently on their dining companion’s hand or the cutlery or the wine bottle which will be picked up by the waiter etc. etc. Good luck to them, but it’s not my idea of good dining.

Wouldn't want to be the next diner sitting on the vacated seat.

Pass the anti-bacteria wipes please.

Would the waiters be naked too?

N&G

Well we have had The Naked Chef.

Well, you couldn't sneak any left overs into your pocket for later now, could you?

It would be far too distracting, and yes, put me off eating as well.

Or if well endowed you lean forward and fall in the soup???? :-)

Could be a tad uncomfortable if the waiter accidentally tips the gravy in your lap!!