A new spin on dressing for dinner?

Oh dear me no! Nude swimming and sunbathing all well and good, but sweaty botties and bare bouncing boobies and bo*****s in the dining room? Non, non, non , NIET!

Where do you tuck your serviette?

As has been said Yuk! Would much be well dressed and have fellow diners the same.

POGS I am Napkin, darling, napkin

Too much flesh on view - after all I'm a vegetarian!

But do you need a serviette napkin if you're not trying to keep your togs clean? I suppose boobs splattered with bolognese is not a good look... Perhaps a really big bib's the answer?

Do you arrive there naked or undress when you get there?

As one who has been seen on the odd naturist beach around the world I am not adverse to getting my kit off. However, gimmicks, such as this are simply opportunities for exhibitionism. There are times when nudity simply is not appropriate.

I don't understand why people feel they have to make a 'statement' about anything - colour, sexual orientation, religion, age, politics etc and now nudity.

Whatever floats your boat!

Napkin under boobs, ideal place, be more secure than down the neck

Hmm. Serviette, Napkin ?

I would be wearing the ruddy table cloth.

Then you wouldn’t be naked, so not allowed POGS?