The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Sorry Mary but is that your horse tied up outside? I think you are taking things too far. I have given him beer slops to drink and he is now on a bit of a tilt but would you please collect him soon

Phew finally I've found my way back. Knew that Rohypnol needed more water adding ?

Too late! The council have taken Dobbin away.??

Have just popped in for a bedtime snifter, and brought Jason the alsation with me, he has missed The Argy, and is sitting by the bar now as happy as can be, Big Jim is feeding him peanuts.
So, Nanny draw me a pint of Old Peculiar will you, with a vodka chaser.??

Oh no!!! ? I couldn't remember where I left him.?I was indisposed ?
Oh well, I may as well have a snifter, to drown my sorrows.?

That’s the spirit! Gin or whisky?

You know me, I'm easy! I'm up for anything! ?

Jason the Alsatian, wondered where he was, have several bags of out of date crisps he can have

Back in the mists of time, Marydoll, I remember drinking Black Hawks - one shot of whisky to one shot of gin. Perhaps a couple of those would help?

Honestly trying to keep you lot Argy Bargy style on a even keel is quite hard, what we need is a good captain, anyone know one?

Now, Meno, have you forgotten I "know" lots of captains.
Sea captains, airline captains, army captains, captains of industry, football captains, Police captains, fire dept captains.... Take your pick.
Oh and there is Captain Morgan rum.

The perfect cocktail! Captain and Tequila?

Time for a nightcap, any poteen left?
What about Captain Birdseye?
Captain Corelli?
Captain Jack Sparrow?
Captain Pugwash?

A tip for you all.....if you have a bit of a sore throat, try gargling with a tot of whisky, with a dash of hot water and a teaspoon of honey melted into it! It works!
The good thing is, that you can then swallow after gargling, so a bonus.Sweet dreams, as it will also help you sleep. zzzzzzz

I prefer Captain James T Kirk! ?

Don't turn in yet lemon. A rep from a gin distillery called in today and left some free samples for us to try. Might need some help...... unless Marydoll dropsby, in which case they won't last long at all!

And don't let us forget my famous Mario Lanza throat gargle hey ?

Who could forget it Nanny ? My throat is still scarred.

Lets’s see, hmmmmm Yummy samples, rhubarb gin ?
Yes, that’s good, now onto the menthol one! Cor, that goes through the old tubes, I have a minty hooter now.

Captain Kirk, how could I have forgotten him?
Any others?

Sloe gin.
Cherry menthol gin
Lemon & lime gin
Raspberry gin
Damson gin
Smoked kipper and horseradish gin
Black coffee gin (brilliant for hangovers)
Strawberry daquiri gin
McWhisky gin
Rum Baba gin

Anymore?

Jusht had a quick shample of all those , hic! And have to report, the damshon gin is absholutely, hic, delish.
Think I will shleep here for tonight zzzzzzzzz

Captain Jean Luc Picard
Captain Hook
Captain Haddock ( Tin Tin)

Oops I thought this was the games thread.?

Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane. I loved that movie)

Captain America. !!!

Captain cook

Captain marvel

So many Captains! Give yourselves a pat on the back and a large drambuie.?
I need to go on a clothes buying expedition tomorrow, anyone free to advise me? I need something dramatic, tight fitting, possibly spangly with matching stilettos....I have a date on Saturday night and want to impress.We can pop in here afterwards for a pasty and a pint.
I have been wondering if we should invite the regulars in the other bar (Soops Kitchen) for a night of fun and frolics here, if we clean up and try and get rid of all Jason the alsation’s fleas, we could put on a spread, whaddya think amigos?