The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

I'm sorry for the fanny flash, I welled up myself and had to wipe my eyes with skirt, and forgot my drawers again, will take some off the knicker bunting to stop the light bouncing of Myfanwy

??? something else has just come out me trouser leg now Meno.

Happy birthday, Meno. That's a shame you are unwell. Anyway, it doesn't really matter, as you have never remembered anything about your birthday celebrations in the past.
Sorry I'm late to the party ladies. Childminding duties all day then my adult children appeared looking to be fed. So basically two lots of childminding.
I'm afraid I drank all the rubbing alcohol, It's my go to stress-buster.
Is there anything worth having to drink for a poor old granny?

Evening Marydoll Brilliant birthday party Meno, hope its cheered you up. speech was a bit long winded though; lemon fell asleep with her head in her nuts. Pity we don't still have Fred ferret in the bar, God rest his soul, he was always good at going up and down trousers.
Are we going to be leaving Marydoll's keks up as bunting all weekend? Won't she be needing them for when she does her fan dance on Saturday?

Anything you like Mary just name your poison!

I am on poteen just now, but seem to be losing my sight and
Speech, so it’s a grand batch to be sure.?

NannyT is on the gin, Chewy is on Guinness and Meno our birthday girl, is over in the corner sucking a fisherman’s friend.

Lucky old Meno! Still, it is her birthday, afterall!

Ooooohhh errrr?

He didn't seem to mind but he was a bit fishy.

Bleurgh!

Yes that was his name, Welsh I think, do you know him Chewy?

Rather too well, to be honest Meno

He was my husband's brothers wife's steps son's nephew. Nice lad. Until the drink & Marydoll got him. Never been the same since.

Never been seen since, either! ?

He didn't exactly float my boat, more like drowned my dinghy

I hope Fanny isn't too tired from her night of swinging and sliding Chewy, her expression never really changed

Is anyone sure that Fanny is actually alive? It hasn’t moved from the bar for two days ( a bit like Marydoll)

Take it home Chewy and do something with it !

Oh my I hope she's OK after all that madness. I'll take a look once I can focus . I will go poke her .

We need a new one now, Jane10 has the lovliest pussy in town ( I have seen a pic of it! ) If we ask nicely she will bring it in here and we can all admire it.

Your usual NannyTee ? ???

NannyTee I would thank you not to poke my Fanny if you don't mind ? She's a very valuable feline with an impressive pedigree and heritage. She's won several medals at international cat shows; mainly in the "Prettiest Pussy" category.

I think that my Fanny is feeling lonely and depressed. Could her little friend, Gollum, come and stay for a while?

Chewy, that's a pretty ugly pussy you have. ?

Eh? How can you say such a thing Marydoll? He has the most beautiful crossed blue eyes. Why, every time I look at him, I think of you! ?

Cor blimey!
We don’t want it precious! Could we actually have a fur covered puss?

Chewy, so glad I'm always in your thoughts.?