Do you remember this typewriter? Letters had different half-space values: two for letters like "i" and "t" while "n" and many others rated three and "m" rated five half spaces. We were supposed to sum up the half spaces in a typed word, find the centre of the word and use this to centre our titles on the typed page. Pure madness! but we did it for the sake of perfect layout. My problem is that, fifty odd years down the line, I find myself still doing it and I can't seem to kill the habit. Somebody speaking says a name and in my mind I start coun ting and so I totally lose the thread of what they are saying. Is this just me or is some other retired secretary equally afflicted? D**n IBM!
Do you get a mot at the doctors?
Good Morning Saturday 8th August 2026




