Statements never likely to be said.

Oh goody, oven cleaning day, my world is complete.

(From DH) Goodness me, your credit card bill is low this month!

Imperfect

I'd much rather stay home and help you to clean the patio than go fishing, dear! (ME).

I can't wait to see our friendly dental hygienist again. She's so much fun.

You've started work early, and finished work late every day for 12 years Chewbacca, have tomorrow off.

I can't think of a single thing to put on my To Do list today.

Mum, let me pay, my treat.

Don't worry I will tidy up after I have finished the job. (and actually does).

Wales hit by yet another drought

Actually, our dental hygienist is good fun
Only she will make me laugh when she is expecting me to hold on to that thingy she puts in my mouth.

We drove all the way here and didn't get held up by a single cyclist!

You and Dad come to us for Sunday lunch Mum.

Also what Norah said.

Gosh, Tegan; your house is so neat and tidy....

Kate is so fastidious there is not a speck of dust to be seen.

Yippee, I am driving for 3 hours on the Motorway today!

You sleep better than 99.9% of users, your activity level is exemplary (my Wifit).

Sorry, Myfit (I have the budget version).

You go out and spend as much as you want dear!

The phone ringing when an an organisation has promised to call you straight back

I feel absolutely 100% well !

I've achieved everything I set out to do today.

Insurance company:
We've decided to reduce your premium this year WITHOUT you having to threaten to go elsewhere.
Gas company: Your bill will make sense this month.
Ofsted: sorry, we are wrong!????
Parent: Child says they DID do what you told them off for. You have my full support.
S Supermarket:You're right. There does look to be more meat in the picture on the box than the 5 small pieces you actually get.
Restaurant: Yes it should read "Salad with goat cheese rather than goat cheese salad because we added so little of the cheese."

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