I've decided that now I am in my seventies, I shall follow my new acronym ,S.I.N.G : "Seventy? I'm not going to!"
So far I've decided I'm not going to:
. Wear heels (unless attached to boots)
. Put up with people behind me in supermarket checkout queue starting to load their shopping onto the conveyor belt before I have finished-if a Look won't work, maybe a Word will do!
. Flush the loo every time when I'm in alone-water meters are cruel things!
. Accept any idea of when it's bedtime except my own.
Any other suggestions?
A new definition of what constitutes British


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