Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

Or maybe Old Bat Out Of Hell?

I was thinking...Angels, I do a good Robbie Williams

Yep Working Mens clubs daun sauf there are 3 in my small Kent town.

Bat out of Hell?

Is it karioke night?
I want to go first....in fact I insist, and I will fight any one of youse, one at a time or all at once, it's all the same to me!

Mine's a pint of snowball by the way. I'll have an olive in it because I'm sophisticated these days.

This is more like it! Brings back memories - I was dragged brought up in a Working Men's Club oop North (do they have any darn Sarf?), so can throw in my expertise. Is there a turn on tonight? I'm guessing there is from the way that dressing room 2 foot square bit in the corner boxed off by a wonky folding door with a paper star stuck on it with blutack is shifting about.

Whatever are you schuggesting, roses?

Schnails? Are they German? or are you drunk Merlot

No pork scratchings I am too porky already!

The schnails have eaten my sunflower

The slugs schnails have eaten all the shoots and leaves.

Plenty of garlic butter left if you'd like to spread some on your pork scratchings.

Yes, but boheminana has thrown us all out, drunk and disorderly on the street while she mops the floor ......

And Anya has decided that Eats Shoots and Leaves is the best policy although she did say she would be back

Blimey. The first flounce. That was quick.

Don't go Bo we are just getting started!

Boheminan's Bar was in the Cotswolds ( but we were still allowed to bring whippets in.) There used to be all sorts of yummy bar food.
So, a pint of cockles and a double brandy please Anya ( class, eh?)

What a strange place Petes Bar is now...very unfriendly. I've become invisible when once I used to stand proudly behind the bar-cum-pigsty throwing people out. Anyway, I'm off out of GN again, will leave you lot to it.....

Lol ann

I don't know Pete or Lil but they both sound like good fun.

not used to these days, has anyone got a paracetamol? [groans]

Is Lil still with her Fireman?

Good old Pete and Gramps could certainly put a smile on my face.

Is the pig still on the bar as an air freshener?

annsixty and

Very nice with garlic butter.

Oh no....that's snails.

I will, Merlot, so who will start a "Lil's Bar" thread?

Interesting juxtaposition with "Can we talk about slugs please?"

Where is Lil? She's still around isn't she?

After we've raised a glass or two to Pete will anyone join me in a bar thumping shout of, 'WE WANT LIL, WE WANT LIL!!!'

Yes, RIP Pete...

Lona, wasn't it a pair of Gramps' holey old underpants that got used for all the cleaning jobs? (I say cleaning, but really it was just spreading the dirt around...)