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I can't believe it's so good....for everything

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Cherrytree59 Fri 27-Jan-17 19:45:18

Marathon to Snickers
Jif to Cif
You get my drift

So now I can't believe it's not butter is getting a name change
-- n original name was obviously not long enough--
So on your shopping list (if you buy the spread) make room for
I can't believe it's so good... For everything hmm

Bebe47 Sun 29-Jan-17 10:25:32

Well it's got everyone talking about it anyway - which was their objective !!

rocketstop Sun 29-Jan-17 10:52:27

No ifs and butters, I'm not buying it wink

GrandmaJules Sun 29-Jan-17 10:54:13

Ugh, vile stuff....full of junk. Just have butter, but not so much of it. I only get to have toast at weekends, weekdays are porridge at my desk - the no added sugar variety.

MaggieMay69 Sun 29-Jan-17 10:58:57

Our Springers like to eat and roll about on dead seals......I'm not sure 'I can't believe its so good...for everything' would help the vile stench of dead seal on a dogs matted coat...

However, Its great for greasing cake tins, but not great on burnt toast! (Ooh I love real butter on burnt toast lol, sod the claims it gives you cancer!!)

rosesarered Sun 29-Jan-17 11:01:15

Dead seals! shock are you in Scotland Maggie?

Maggiemaybe Sun 29-Jan-17 11:03:46

I was wondering what this thread was about - vinegar, coconut oil.... Ah no, it's margarine, the latest miracle product grin

Does anyone actually like this stuff? My sister used to insist she hated butter back in the day and would only eat the old block marge. There was a great Geordie word that described it perfectly - claggy.

Grannygrumps60 Sun 29-Jan-17 11:19:16

Reminds me of the Alice character in Vicar of Dibley......."I can't believe it's not 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". I can't believe that they think a corny name change will boost sales. ?

Rosina Sun 29-Jan-17 11:27:41

I read once that margarine is a few molecules away from plastic, that it never goes off, and flies don't bother with it. A man on the radio said that his father was an industrial chemist, and had told him NEVER to eat margarine. That sent me scuttling back to the Lurpak unsalted, where I have remained ever since. Given that information, I wonder if 'I can't believe it's not plastic' might be a better name change.

Nannanoo Sun 29-Jan-17 11:46:40

How about: I Can't Believe People Will Buy Any of It? grin

Judthepud2 Sun 29-Jan-17 11:53:05

I have returned to eating pure butter. At least we know what is in it, and it tastes much better.

Would the 'I can't believe....' stuff help my dog to walk again? If so, I'll bulk buy!

Greyduster Sun 29-Jan-17 12:08:23

What do they put in spreadable butter that makes it spreadable?

widgeon3 Sun 29-Jan-17 12:22:51

Greyduster
Look at the ingredients and see how much added oil you are paying for in that elevated price

Lewlew Sun 29-Jan-17 12:49:38

When this came out in the US, we got fed up with the name and in our family shortened it to ICBM's (like the missile) vs a proper acronym of ICBINB. Gave us a chuckle till we discovered Benecol. Much better! For cooking I use unsalted butter.

allule Sun 29-Jan-17 12:58:47

Someone must have decided the word "not" was too negative.

allule Sun 29-Jan-17 13:06:00

Grey duster...we like President spreadable, which says "no vegetable oils", but still doesn't actually call itself butter. Looking at the ingredients, the spreadability is provided by some added cream, which I suppose is not technically butter....?.

Sheilasue Sun 29-Jan-17 13:26:56

Can't eat anything like that. Do like butter and will sometimes have it on bread.

Kim19 Sun 29-Jan-17 14:01:58

This is really a TERRIFIC thread. Thank you. Mature humour at its level best. Can't stop grinning. Again......thanks ladies. Wonderful!

Maggiemaybe Sun 29-Jan-17 14:06:51

We do use spreadable butter as well as the blocks. Country Life is just butter, salt and rapeseed oil (which we use anyway). But I might give that President spreadable a try.

Gaggi3 Sun 29-Jan-17 14:22:45

Any good for making me look younger?

Jalima Sun 29-Jan-17 15:11:26

Don't read this post if you tend towards queasiness

Cherrytree our terrier would sometimes be sick then 'tidy it up again' if I didn't stop him.

I don't remember him liking butter or 'not butter'; he did like swede and carrot though.

Emelle19 Sun 29-Jan-17 15:11:34

I will only have real butter, and what's more it's French and contains salt crystals!Mmm - delicious and totally natural. Cherrytree59 are you from Northamptonshire - I don't know anywhere else where they say DUG for dog! grin

Jalima Sun 29-Jan-17 15:12:29

Tried the flat foot remedy rosesarered and now DH is very very cross because I have got grease on the new carpet.
sad
and my feet are still flat.

Jalima Sun 29-Jan-17 15:14:18

rocketstop grin

boo2410 Sun 29-Jan-17 15:22:19

Jalima our terrier would do this too. As well as eating cow pats, horses and foxes poo. Utterly disgusting but I miss him so much.

I too will try President, we have Country Life and my DH is a Clover lover.

Jalima Sun 29-Jan-17 15:23:31

And the spaniel would roll in cow pats

I miss them both!