Well he must do, how else could he explain that 3 meals a day magically appear on the table and the pants and socks drawers refill themselves by magic, Christmas cards which he kindly bought 3 weeks ago have miraculously got writing in them, addresses on the envelopes and any day now they will magically walk themselves up the road and jump into a pillar box. His family have mysteriously got presents which have wrapped themselves and are ready to be sent/delivered or given when same family descend on Christmas morning.
Even cups left on the side magic themselves into that big white machine (no he doesn't know what it is either) and somehow there are always more in the cupboard.
Or is it the fairies? 
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I suspect he could be the inspiration behind it 
He actually BOUGHT Christmas cards?! - you have a gem there - hang on to him!
How come strong,articulate women like you have never put your foot( collective feet?) down and refused to cater to such ditsy men? I would never have stood for it !
Oh DH isn't ditsy but was brought up between boarding school and life in a household where my dear MIL as a good diplomat's wife ran a smoothly oiled operation. FIL did not concern himself with domestic matters and MIL was a "traditional" wife of her generation and a brilliant hostess.
We started off equitably enough before the babies came along . But then it was my own fault in the early years of parenthood when I was at home with the little ones and he brought home the bacon. For the last 30 years he has had serious health issues so has the perfect excuse now!
Anyway, we all know the fairies do it
Is this why your name contains the word broom?
Where's the 'broom' in DB's name? 
Nae brooms here!
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