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We are going to a Christmas Party!

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rosesarered Sat 03-Dec-16 20:52:43

After the success of our long camping trip, is anybody up for a grand Christmas Party?
All of Gransnet is invited, it will be held on the 23rd December and will entail an overnight stay.Usual rules apply....alphabetical order, be as inventive as you like , and as Christmassy etc.

Alka Selzter! ?

rosesarered Thu 15-Dec-16 13:45:41

Almonds ( on a silver platter)

downtoearth Thu 15-Dec-16 13:54:42

Band Aid ( do they know it's Christmas)

JoyBloggs Thu 15-Dec-16 14:25:37

Carpet (red) for us to walk on from our limos to the entrance to the mansion... don't want to damage stillettos on the gravel.

rosesarered Thu 15-Dec-16 14:30:03

Joy good idea, although Jenkins the butler has told us that he is prepared to carry all attractive ladies from the car to save their heeled shoes.Unfortunately he did not mention what would happen to any unattractive ones.tchgrin

rosesarered Thu 15-Dec-16 14:31:35

Doggy bags ( for left over goodies)

nanaK54 Thu 15-Dec-16 14:33:57

Ever such a lot of strength for poor Jenkins

Bellanonna Thu 15-Dec-16 15:08:02

Fanfare to greet our arrival.

nanaK54 Thu 15-Dec-16 15:12:57

Gargoyles just wondering if the mansion has any.....

downtoearth Thu 15-Dec-16 15:35:20

Haribos

JoyBloggs Thu 15-Dec-16 16:40:33

Roses I would love to be carried by Jenkins, but please hang on to the carpet as I'm not at all sure I would meet his requirements... tchconfused

Christinefrance Thu 15-Dec-16 16:51:10

Impressive strength from Jenkins, I'm no sugar plum fairy

DanniRae Thu 15-Dec-16 19:40:54

Jealousy - if Jenkins refuses to carry me and but is happy to carry other ladies! envy

Bellanonna Thu 15-Dec-16 20:14:23

Kitchen roll? Hopefully not and that monogrammed linen napkins will be provided

downtoearth Thu 15-Dec-16 20:31:36

Leggings to change into when all the food and drink starts stretching the seams of the posh frocks

Christinefrance Thu 15-Dec-16 21:07:38

Mystery - where will we find Rosesarered Towers

Ana Thu 15-Dec-16 21:33:26

Navigational skills...{we've all been sent a map!)

Bellanonna Thu 15-Dec-16 21:35:44

Ordnance survey, too, for exact pinpointing and any footpaths we might like to explore the morning after the night before

downtoearth Thu 15-Dec-16 22:11:49

Prince charming to pick up any stray party shoes discarded at the stroke of 12

JoyBloggs Thu 15-Dec-16 22:20:46

Quill pens, for signing the visitors book.

downtoearth Thu 15-Dec-16 22:30:31

Rolex watch

Bellanonna Thu 15-Dec-16 23:19:53

Something for headaches

cornergran Fri 16-Dec-16 00:10:02

Trains - on the dresses - or to ride round the grounds

NanKate Fri 16-Dec-16 06:50:05

Unicorn in place of a reindeer. grin

nanaK54 Fri 16-Dec-16 07:39:41

Very worried now as my map hasn't arrived☹

cornergran Fri 16-Dec-16 08:24:00

Worried too, no map for me either tchsad.