Do you buy your Wife's clothes.

I asked if you bought them, I am not going to discuss if I wear them

DH has great taste, he picks me out some lovely things.

Yes, but when he tries them on in the shop, he does strain the seams a bit!

He did once years ago.... awful stuff.
And yet he is great for an opinion if I do a try on,

That's not happening EVER!

Left to DH I would go round ensconced in some paisley patterned thing or other.

DH is much better at choosing things that suit me than I am. I'm so bad at it that I play very safe. When we first met I only wore black, brown or navy.

DH once bought me a complete outfit from M&S to wear when I left hospital after DD was born. It wasn't exciting but it was wearable.

Thank goodness he hasn't. He has bought handbags as a surprise but now takes me along to choose my own present

ROFL.?
No he never has. Thank goodness.

DH would not have a clue what to buy for me. He usually asks me to get whatever he needs and only goes to the shops himself if he needs shoes.

...and I do not buy his either.

ROFL