A good and bright (getting darker by the minute) Friday afternoon to you lovely lot.
Just returned from a trip to the GP. Blood in urine and other bugs. Different antibio's and mood improving as I type.
mumofmadboys I love the name...and know the feeling. Welcome. 
oldgoat Both the tale of the randy spaniel and the half-eaten squirrel offering on the floor of the tea shop, made me grin. Thank you.
Charleyg Tara, like all other pampered pets, is a treasure. Rory has been kept waiting for his lunch. He's made up for it and is now nuzzling alongside Bracken on the utility room rug (duly warmed on top of the boiler.)
jollyg The care home that is moving is a private establishment. The Kintyre Care Home is business as usual. In fact, it was recently awarded a certificate for excellent standards of care. Been visiting this morning.
DaphneB Keep up the good work. It's always good to read something that raises a smile.
NanaandGrampy Your week away sounds idyllic. I'm chuffed for you. By all means enjoy the Christmas buzz. I'm happy for those who find the event uplifting. I'm at the other end of the pole. I'm not a bah, humbug type moaner but, I wish with all my heart that more could be done to share so much excess with those who have very little comfort or joy.
nancyma The Red Cross shop in Campbeltown is doing a brisk business. Much needed funds for the refugees whose numbers swell with every passing hour. 
wot I shall reserve a special mince pie soaked in Brandy) for you.