Daisygirl I used to work in an office of four women in an engineering works, the work experience scheme. The sales manager was a scouser called Bob and when "I want to be Bobby's girl" came on the radio, he would bound into the main office and sing along with it, not narcissistic at all.
He was known as Bobby one ball as he had had one testicle removed. The remaining one still made two children though.
We got him back one April Fool when we got a firm he sold to to phone up and tell him that all the tubing he had sent on his last order had to be returned as it was drilled our wrong! He was having a fit until one of the other women held up an April Fool sign at his door. It still took him a minute or two to cotton on! Good days. 
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What sort of family would you not want to marry into?

