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Luckygirl Sun 02-Oct-16 22:45:19

Following on from the thread about needing a tumble dryer in a holiday cottage, I would like to invite your contributions to a thread on cottage horror stories.

We once went to South Wales with our 3 children and a friend each - I was recovering from a hysterectomy and the house was let to us via the parish mag and was owned by someone we vaguely knew. When we got there it was FILTHY - the oven was caked in grease and there was a gaggle of spiders and webs in there. The beds were so disgusting that even the teenagers refused to sleep in them, preferring the disgusting floor to sleep on. To give you some idea how disgusting the beds must have been, the floor was so filthy that your feet stuck to the carpet.

The saucepans were pitted and pockmarked and had ingrained grease in the holes. I will not describe the toilet - but will just say that when I attempted to go in there in the night I was met with a slithering floor that was covered in silverfish.

We went to the tourist info the next morning and managed to hire two caravans on a nearby site.

I sent a message to the owners that we were leaving, and they had the nerve to try and rent it to someone else for the remaining 6 days! He was a solicitor and I did not bother to try and get our money back - I knew he would wriggle out of it. But I did let the vicar know and suggested that he make sure the parish mag team reused to print the advert any more.

Greyduster Wed 05-Oct-16 08:38:59

When you spend a large amount of money renting a property, you have a right to expect everything to be perfect. We were pleased this year that we had found a cottage that six adults and our GS could share and each bedroom had its own bathroom, except that one shower didn't work and the owner kept promising the plumber was coming and, accordingly, held on to one of the two front door keys, which made life difficult if we were all going off to do different things during the day and were not sure what time we would be coming back. It was a logistical nightmare. The plumber finally turned up on Thursday. The last day we we there, DS was boiling some eggs for a salad. He drew some water into a saucepan and the handle fell off. Closer inspection showed that the handle had broken previously and had been stuck back on with glue! If it had happened after the eggs had been boiled he could have been badly scalded. Over the years, we have had very little to complain about. The things that go wrong, you take on board for the future and do what you can to sidestep them. We once booked a (lovely) property which was adjacent to a farm and we were plagued by flies which are a pet hate of mine.