I was listening to radio 2 yesterday and heard a guy say his PE teacher stood on the touchline with a fag on and shouted "get on with it, you're not on your father's yacht now" It reminded me that I had a maths teacher who said "If you do that again I'll crack your head in that desk like a walnut"
What did your teachers say to you?
How can *anybody* still see this man as any kind of statesman or world leader?
Aricle on what it's like to work as professional psychic witch


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