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Am I the only person who didn't know this?

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elaine91 Sat 10-Sept-16 09:13:17

I love swimming when I go on holiday but have always hated the fact that if you pop to the loo while still wet you then have that thing of trying to pull the soggy swimsuit back up - it seems disproportionately impossible! II'm really not one for a bikini so summer after summer for the last 40 odd years have found myself virtually contorting myself in poolside toilets trying to get the wretched thing back on.

Yesterday I met a friend for a quick swim at the local pool - she had come on from a lunch party and was wearing her swimsuit under her clothes. When I expressed consternation (how did you manage to go to the loo all day without taking everything off?) she just looked at me as though I was mad and said "by pulling it to the side out of the way and just going - everyone does that, don't they?

Do they? It had never occurred to me! I can see that it makes absolute sense and would solve the issue, but until I get the chance to try I'm unconvinced about the logistics smile

DanniRae Sat 10-Sept-16 11:37:21

I pretty much struggle to get stretchy bra type top on even when I haven't had a sauna Tegan. Have you tried stepping into it and pulling it up? When I pull it on over my head it all rolls up and it is so difficult to sort out.

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 16:12:36

Always done it that way thought it was the normal way to do it

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 16:13:14

I m mean the pulling it over to one side way

tanith Sat 10-Sept-16 16:14:26

I've done it too but only when my costume is wet.. it makes sense.

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 16:16:45

I do it in dry cossie too Tanith if you sides sweep far enough nothing gets wet neither hands nor cossie

Atqui Sat 10-Sept-16 17:26:54

I agree with Jings. Perhaps something wrong with my anatomy! I often wondered how that athlete did it in the London marathon. I didn't know it was common practice.

Elegran Sat 10-Sept-16 17:52:43

There was a thread similar to this a little while ago. It seems we are divided into those who can pee straight and those who can't. The conclusion was that childbirth and episiotomies have a lot to answer for.

NanSue Sat 10-Sept-16 18:23:57

I'm not convinced. I think it may take a bit of practice.

jinglbellsfrocks Sat 10-Sept-16 18:24:26

A poster on this forum once said to wee (I don't like 'pee', it's rude) standing up, you stand with your legs apart and lean back slightly so your lower part points slightly forward. I went to a corner of the garden and tried, and it went all down my legs.

Thank you poster. (Name beginning with fff. Or something)

jinglbellsfrocks Sat 10-Sept-16 18:26:03

And don't start me on shewees. hmm They are alright if you can do it on a slow dribble, but give it some welly, and it floods.

Riverwalk Sat 10-Sept-16 18:29:40

GN is divided between those of us supple lithe things who can squat/hover an inch above a public loo seat, and those who can't grin . I'm the former.

I expect we are also the ones who can pee in our cozzies by the side-swipe manouvre.

tiggypiro Sat 10-Sept-16 18:38:28

I am another who never thought of side swiping and must give it a try next time. I usually go to the loo before getting into the cossie and then after my lesson (to get rid of all the water I swallowed !)

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 18:50:12

Well Elegran I ve had three pregnancies a miscarriage and been cut and sewn but I can still pee with a sides weep Lol and I can hover so you might have a point a riverbank
I never realised I was so talented maybe it ll have Olympic status soon or Guinness book of records

M0nica Sat 10-Sept-16 18:57:00

I am another who has done the side swipe for more years than I can remember.

Riverwalk Sat 10-Sept-16 19:00:21

Olympic status grin

No less energetic than that crossbow/shooting stuff with goggles and earmuffs.

Coolgran65 Sat 10-Sept-16 19:31:21

I've always sideswiped when in a cossie but didn't realise others also do it smile
You need a substantial sdeswipe, well to the east or west !!

BlueBelle Sat 10-Sept-16 19:36:36

Thats a good point about direction I always sweep to the left ....
this is getting technical now
I think I probably learnt from my mum when I was little and went in the loo with her

Ana Sat 10-Sept-16 19:38:39

I suppose it depends whether you're right or left handed, because you still need to wipe, don't you?

Ilrina Sat 10-Sept-16 20:13:35

I cannot swim so I don't have thr problem, but i would have thought pulling it to the side would be a no brainer

MaizieD Sat 10-Sept-16 20:49:48

In answer to the OP; no, you're not the only one and it would never have occurred to me, either.

Thankfully I rarely need to pee when in a wet cozzie. Will have a go next time...

Eloethan Sun 11-Sept-16 00:04:34

elaine It only occurred to me a few years ago that there was an easier way of doing things. I, like you, had wriggled out and back into a wet swimsuit before that.

absent Sun 11-Sept-16 06:22:37

Clearly this is the easiest way for adult women and certainly my swimming teacher drummed into all of us that we must pee and blow our noses before getting into the school pool. (We had to shower first as well, of course.) However, the pulling aside technique does not work with a desperate and shivering four-year-old in knee-length togs.

Liz46 Sun 11-Sept-16 06:37:27

I wouldn't buy another swimsuit. It's tankinis for me too. I live on the beach for three weeks in South Goa every February and find tankinis much more practical and comfortable.

Lisalou Sun 11-Sept-16 07:50:11

I only worked the side swipe out a few years ago...and I live in Spain, where we do a lot of swimming and wearing of bathing suits. I said on another thread that I am a technological numpty - it would appear i am also not the brightest spark where going to the loo is concerned - I had to look up the shewee thing, never heard of it before! Luckily i am still in the squat and hover camp, I cant see myself getting on with one of those!

Falconbird Sun 11-Sept-16 08:21:24

My mum often used to pee standing up. I tried it without much success. I think she was unusual doing this - back in the 50s. confused