Story Time ( game)

Sing ''I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my spout.''
The slugs reared up an slithered off at top speed and Boris ............

Set about interviewing all the hot dog and London Tat sellers
who wanted to be the first in line for a nice pitch on the garden bridge.

....finally Boris departed from this story and we have a new hero - Lassie the super dog, with a wag of her tail she set about herding. ..........

All of Momentum off the new garden bridge and headfirst into the Thames! Saddiq Khan laughed and yelled.....

'Go, Lassie, go, and we'll all go together,
to pick wild mountain thyme, all around the blooming heather'
Until, half way to Scotland, Lassie realised that ...

She'd forgotten her passport (time had moved forward) so she thought, mmm I've got two options here. One, I can

.....I can creep past the border guards with their AK 47s or I can chase them into the Loch where .......

Nessie was chatting to A salmon & sturgeon

But she decided on neither of these options (I like the fishy theme, Cherry!), turned round and went across to Wales, where she was on a mission to

win the sheep dog trials so ...

Wagging her tail as crossed over Offas Dyke she bumped in to a Red Dragon...

Who was on his way to watch the Rugby with St George, who was carrying his sword and .....

A very tasty quiche, which he was saving for a half time snack, but sadly the dragon hiccuped and breathed fire on....

all the spectators. They panicked and, crying fierce Welsh oaths ran to the...

Nearest Inn called The Leek
which just happened to be owned by ST David
St george was very happy to meet
ST David
After a few pints of nice welsh beer
They started to do what all welshmen do when gathered together in groups of 4 or more.
They organised a choir!
Singing aloud 'Oh when the saints go march in!'
The inn door flew open...

And in staggered Prince Charles, who had already been to several inns in the Principality. He greeted them in Welsh, but they didn't seem to understan. He then got on the table and started to sing. ...

...'Maybe its because I'm a Londoner'. The others listened horrified then moved as one towards him and...

Lassie barked ...

....and at that point Camilla came in. Horrified at the sight of Prince Charles being mobbed by a crowd of singing Welshmen as he stood on the table, she...........

shouted 'drinks all round and mine's a large one'. They all cheered and crowded round the bar. With one voice they toasted the princess of Wales "Diana!" They cried "Here's to her".
Charles slunk out looking around for a...

'Charlie get awf the table! stop acting like a naughty boy. What would your mummy say?'
'Oh and talking of mummy
what have you done with the corgies?'

.......looking for a tree to talk to when along came Titania Queen of the Fairies, I will grant you one wish Charles she said what will it be - well said Charles I ...........

Don't really like to say this, don't know how to say it, but erm well mater is getting on a bit as indeed am I and well to put it politely can't she just be put out to grass? It's about time I took to the throne. It's what my future subjects want,after all. Long live King Charles and Queen Camilla....

Sssssshhh!

....and in a flash, the wish was granted! Charles and Camilla took a taxi to the nearest station to get back to London for the Coronation.They just managed to get on the last train to Kings Cross ( the only station fit for a king) but there were no seats left; "Oh bugger Bognor " said Charles "we shall have to sit on the floor with that old bearded gentleman" and were just about to when........