I used to love my school milk, icy lumps or luke warm. Even after a boy standing behind me was sick over my head, while queuing up to tell the teacher it was making him feel ill...
What would you do if this was your cat?
Do you always alter your clocks?
Were you more emotionally attached to one parent over the other ?
. Sadly born too early to be liberated from the vile substance by Thatcher the Milk Snatcher, when I heard that she had done away with school milk I felt insanely jealous of the generation of school children who would not have to face the daily horror of ingesting milk 






