When I was learning to drive, DH used to take me out between lessons for some practice. We were out in the suburbs one Sunday afternoon on a narrow road and he asked me to slow down because there was a lorry coming towards us. I said I had room. He said I didn't. In squeezing past I practically ran onto the pavement where a woman and her dog were walking. DH shouted at me (almost unheard of) and I got out of the car and refused to drive any further. He said we weren't going home until I got back into the driving seat. I started to walk down the road. He got behind the wheel and caught up with me and said "this is your last chance. Get in the car." I didn't, so he threw my handbag onto the road and drove off without me. I thought, "oh, he'll stop down the road”, but he didn't! We were eight miles from home and I discovered I only had enough money in my purse to get about half way on the bus! It was very late when I eventually got home. He was comfily settled in his armchair and never even looked at me when I came through the door. I threw my L plates in the bin, but the following day he had fished them out and put them back on the car. I passed my test first time later that year. God knows how, though! Stupid woman.
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. After I passed my test I started to drive to work in the Gazelle. It had a column-change gear lever and OH had told me to always start in second gear - not helpful advice when I stalled on a hill and the car kangarooed up in little jerks. When I told him about my problem he said "Oh, didn't I tell you, you only start in 2nd on flat ground?".