The Gransnet Olympics !

I am captain of the British over-60s nudist leapfrog team.

Gymnastics specialising in floor exercises

In reality I'm more suitable for the hammer throw

luckygirl

The triple jump otherwise known as the "Hop, trip and oops"

Anti-clockwise coffee stirring with one hand tied behind the back. Maximum rotations counted in 1 minute. It's a new event this year.

Ladies handicap dog leaping.

This involves jumping over the dog when it suddenly stops in its tracks in the kitchen!

Stair climbing marathon - linked to constantly forgetting what I went upstairs for in the first place.

Juggling? Baby grandchild, phone, mug of coffee, assorted toys.

I will be carrying the UK flag tomorrow night, it will be a special Gransnet version which will illustrate walking frames, padded knickers, surgical hose, indigestion tablets and a large bottle of sherry/gin/vodka.

The rest of you will be walking behind in an orderly manner

Chocolate eating event for me

Can I be the commentator on all your sports please? I'm sure I'd be as good as football commentators who say things like "they won't win unless they score goals"

I am a champion at indecision.
At least I think I am.

I am a sure fire winner of the 'Who can avoid watching or reading about the Olympics the most'!

I am entering the remote control relay, providing we can find it at the right time

The first to get to bed after the 9o'clock chimes.

I will bring home the gold medal for sitting by a sleeping 94 year old wondering if she will wake. It's an endurance test and I did one of the heats today.

Alternatively I could be in the team for falling asleep halfway through Eastenders!

Pint-lifting.

Oh kitty this must all be so unbearable for you
Definitley gold medal for you (the closest emoji on here!)

Definitely the Procrastination Event for me!

I am entering the putting on tights from a standing position event. Points are deducted for snagging the fabric, putting them on backwards and holding on to furniture. Falling over naturally leads to disqualification. However, it is a popular spectator sport as my OH will agree.

I'll win the gold in the cup of tea making event, and silver for slicing some cake onto a plate!
Definitely a bronze for best couch potato

MiniMouse I will join you in the Procrastination event, then we can enter the team event. I'm aiming for a triple medal win by also entering the Lethargy and Apathy events!

Hopefully GNHQ will provide new emoji!

The Sciatia Endurance 100meters Limp.