Do you know, I've read back over the whole thread and being with you lot really, really is like putting my feet into a pair of much loved, comfortable slippers (tartan, turn back, pompommed, natch. 
Bloody lovely!
A couple of things...
Someone mentioned the perfume Quadrille by BAlenciaga? You can buy it from escentials , original stuff,not a copy. I know cos I did it about a year ago. I think they source their stuff from Estate Clearances. Doesn't spook me at all, still smells like I remember, just nice that there is(was?) someone else there with the same love as me 
Zambuck corn remover got a little round tin of that as well. Never had a corn in my life but it's one of the 'original' Tins of stuff I've got,
Finally, to clear the mystery of the hardened white dog poo we used to see. Yes, it was the bone component of the food fed to dogs back then, I reckon. Scraps and bones were our mutts everyday diet, white tripe was the bleached (more expensive) stuff we used to have with boiled milk and onions (ugh!) but the cheaper stuff is and was,beige coloured, so I'm guessing that white tripe wasn't usually part of a pooch's normal diet? Just a thought..