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Will the commencement of WW3 be announced on GN ?

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NanaandGrampy Sat 16-Jul-16 08:18:00

Every morning whilst drinking that first - and best- coffee of the day I switch on my laptop to see what's happening in the world and on GN.

Mostly , I'm looking for niff , naff and trivia to wake up my old grey cells but increasingly its the worst of mans inhumanity to man that smacks me in the face !!

I'm almost to the point of thinking -pre laptop boot up- I wonder if the end of the world will be in the active threads on GN ?

It got me thinking , in a light hearted fashion , what are the 5 things you'd make sure you had in your handbag to take to the bunker ??

For me :

my iPad and some sort of wind up charger !

Chocolate -as much as I could cram in .

Our little dog ( although it might be a squish in the bag and the chocolate is unlikely to survive )

a large bottle of something alcoholic !

My favourite perfume .

What about you?

BlueBelle Sun 17-Jul-16 12:56:05

Just my photos and a thick blanket you could probably only carry enough water food for a couple of days so why string it out ......toilets well where would you empty one? So I d find a corner....... I sit on the floor at home so wouldn't bother with a chair or a bed I would nt take Bear Gryliss one of my grandkids was in a small boat with him and told me about all the make up he wears I don't have any pets to worry about and alcohol wouldn't really help so I d travel light

GandTea Sun 17-Jul-16 12:10:02

I do love the way GN post headings read.

Linsco56 Sat 16-Jul-16 16:14:38
Food Water and BooksWet wipesGun for defence

Does your wet wipesgun fire ordinary wet wipes or high velocity ones ?

Linsco56 Sat 16-Jul-16 16:14:38

Food
Water and wine
Books
Wet wipes
Gun for defence (or blowing my brains out when it all gets to much!)

Katek Sat 16-Jul-16 15:31:16

A gun/rifle (for food and defence)
Water
Tarpaulins
Bedding.
Warm and waterproof clothing

Jalima Sat 16-Jul-16 15:12:39

Professor Brian Cox has one of those soothing voices that sends me off to sleep so I usually miss most of his programmes.

Food & Water
Toilet and paper
DGC1
DGC2
DGC3

soop Sat 16-Jul-16 15:05:09

Alas, Prof Brian Cox wouldn't fit into my handbag...

Galen Sat 16-Jul-16 14:55:40

Solar panel and lead to interior
Toilet
Food
wine
Kindle
Pearls

Nelliemoser Sat 16-Jul-16 14:48:50

Prof Brian Cox would be no good in an emergency. He takes so long to say whatever when he wants to say you could be dead by the time he reaches the conclusion about what best to do to save you.

obieone Sat 16-Jul-16 14:38:38

As well as some of the things above, I have in my bookcase[though others will have it on kindle, but would kindle work?], a book of what is edible in the countryside, and an army survival book.

Katek Sat 16-Jul-16 13:46:57

We were stationed in Rheindahlen at the height of the Cold War-my dad worked in Ops after he stopped flying. He always said you don't really want to know what goes on. My teenage years were blighted by unannounced nuclear alert siren testing. You never knew if it was for real until they stopped. Some anxious minutes as we counted the seconds.....no wonder I've had anxiety issues in adult life!!!

Cherrytree59 Sat 16-Jul-16 11:50:54

I think I will go and print my list off the picnic thread.

My DD's MIL still has a shelter in her garden. A stray cat and kittens are in there at the moment with some necessities Blanket, food + water

Jane10 Sat 16-Jul-16 11:50:07

He'd probably be running the country along with that smug Prof Brian Cox!

Juggernaut Sat 16-Jul-16 11:44:50

I really don't like him at all, but needs must, so I'd take Bear Grylls!

Greyduster Sat 16-Jul-16 11:36:58

You have to have two, jane so that you can rub them together to make a fire - then you won't need matches! grin

Jane10 Sat 16-Jul-16 11:21:31

Maybe, if time permitted, we could equip ourselves with a good boy scout? They'd know what to do!

whitewave Sat 16-Jul-16 11:20:40

Oh I was too serious in my post. Forget that!

Loads of books
Good red wine
Loads of candles
Lots of warm sweaters preferably cashmere
Lots of warm socks - company in Devon do a good line
Lots of high tog duvets and comfortable pillows
Wind up thing to play music
Tinned food - yuk! But needs must.
Some sort of walky talky as radio won't be functioning
That's to start with.
I would probably last a month on that after which I would have the screaming ad-dabs.

GandTea Sat 16-Jul-16 11:18:36

Elegran. your serious list had some important items like matches, water tablets etc. that I missed.

Seeds etc. are a very good idea, one would hope that life would start again.

Greyduster Sat 16-Jul-16 11:10:06

Strange isn't it that some of us when faced with only five choices (well, six - or eleven!) would choose malt whisky and a bible over a chemical toilet and a fridge full of food. I suppose I should call myself a lightweight, but I think I'm just a pragmatist!

Elegran Sat 16-Jul-16 10:39:49

Sorry, got into semi-serious mode there. To return to the point here are my five -

Comfortable chair with warm rug
Non-mains lighting
Non-mains fridge full of food
Kindle, well charged up and loaded with several hundred good books
Chemical toilet

Plus number six -
All my family and friends complete with their own supplies.

Greyduster Sat 16-Jul-16 10:35:12

breeze grin

breeze Sat 16-Jul-16 10:27:24

Crikey G&T no alcohol????

breeze Sat 16-Jul-16 10:25:58

4 bottles of wine

and a book on 'how to make your own wine whilst stuck inside a bunker

whitewave Sat 16-Jul-16 10:21:47

Well do you remember the 1 in 5 lectures and other stuff on the telly back in the Cold War? It would definitely NOT be worth surviving if anyone does then I would feel terribly sorry for their suffering.

Elegran Sat 16-Jul-16 10:16:44

What goes around comes around. I remember thinking about this at a time when the USA and USSR were glowering at each other across the globe. We had a caravan standing in the drive which was usually stocked with enough basics for a few days away - water, bedding, tins, first-aid stuff - but it wouldn't have kept a family going for very long.
I also remember the Anderson shelter with the garden chairs, tins of beans, bottles of water, books and jigsaws, and the bucket in the corner. It didn't get much use - there was a communal shelter quite near which we went to a few times, but thank God not often.

Far more than five -

Water and water-treatment tablets
Chemical toilet
Tinned food and vitamin tablets
Warm and waterproof clothes and boots
Bedding
Wind-up torches and radios.
LED lights and spare batteries.
Matches
Lots of poly bags of various sizes
Books, paper, pens and pencils
String

And for when you emerge -
Weapons to defend your patch from usurpers
Vegetable seeds to start from scratch
Instruction books for building, farming, medecine, and any other subject you can lay hands on.

Greyduster Sat 16-Jul-16 09:53:58

And anyway, if GandTea can have ELEVEN, I want my b****y malt back!!!