When in doubt, look down the front of your knickers!

My thought about G strings was that if I ran out of green garden twine I might just be able to use a G string instead.

My now 21 month old granddaughter started looking down my bra ( E cups! )a while back, we thought it was to do with mummy having stopped breast feeding. But have since realised that she must remember when I stuffed her dummy in my cleavage once! Now we are trying to get her off the dummy and when she is tired she checks her mummy's cleavage out too! I have always used my cleavage as a handy store place for a hanky especially when dress or trousers have no pockets. It's even stored my small camera when we went to Disneyland in Paris!

Used to stuff my skirt in my knickers when I did a cartwheel or a handstand. Those were the days

Good ones, weren't they Sheilasue!

On the subject of knickers does anyone know where I can buy French knickers ?

I don't know, I was just wondering whether we can still buy those navy blue knickers with a pocket in the front circa 1950s, presumably for a hankie, but perhaps you could shove your gardening gloves in the pocket.

They'd have to be tiny gardening gloves!

When I was 11, we were camping in the West Highlands beside a wonderful beach with dunes that were great for sliding down. At bed-time I couldn't find my watch - a birthday present - and had the whole family and dog searching the dunes. When we all gave up, I got undressed for bed and what should be inside my shirt? Yes, I'd put my watch there for safe keeping. No bra at that stage though. I too put my phone in my bra and sometimes on a journey that's where I keep my rail ticket. Might be somewhat disconcerting for the ticket inspector.

sheilasue - are you John Major ;)

granjura
Only if she eats peas

(I used to do the same sheilasue)
And I ate peas tonight!!

Yours
Norma

Being of the flat chested variety no cleavage storage abilities here - sadly. About 30 years ago DS aged 4 or so stayed over with his Granny from time to time. My darling Mum has far more up top than me so when in her petticoat (those were the days) getting DS dressed in the morning all those decades ago she was asked what her cleavage was - Mum said (fairly coyly) 'well darling that's just part of me'. DS said 'it looks like an upside down bottom to me'.... The treasures of family life!
Now DS has his own son aged 4, a whole new chapter. Isn't life wonderful!

When was in Iceland in March several years ago We were told that batteries did not do well in very cold weather so I put my camera battery into my bra.

I forgot all about it until bedtime.

Ive always used my bra for tissues and also phone sometimes. I was advised by a friend that there was a risk of breast cancer from the phone. Not read anything myself, but having had breast cancer I was not taking any chances.

I always heard roomy knickers called ETBs---elastic top and bottom. An old friend used to refer to wide-legged knickers as "Russian knickers"---plenty of room for the air to rush in and out! As for uses for cleavage, I've hatched a few baby chicks in mine over the years.

Those were the one with a giggle band -- get past that and you are laughing.

G&T

Daughter wanted to try a thong (no gardening gloves possible down these; maybe a clothes peg) and in a rare fit of generosity, bought me one. Ouch begins to describe how uncomfortable it was...the other words I used are banned from this site!

Such a laugh this thread. Got home from school one day, when I was probably 11 or 12, to find my step mother livid. Someone had stolen laundry from the washing line, but only 'us girls' big, (navy blue) thick cotton, unattractive, school knickers! Obviously a 'perv' in the neighbourhood but it was back in the days when you didn't immediately ring the local bobby! Think we had to wear our gym kit under our skirts until she was able to buy new knickers. My school skirts were just on the knee. Used to walk around the corner, check the coast was clear, then turn the waistband over and over until it was a mini skirt! Ooh, gone all misty eyed. Those were the days.

Mrs P bought me a thong/posing pouch for Xmas one year, OMG how do you ladies wear them, uncomfortable was only part of the promlem.

If all else fails.....Recycle your posing pouch!

It has been recycled - in the bin

Sorry a bit late catching up on this (I'm on hol on the beach reading this!) I have also read it's possibly dangerous to keep your mobile down your bra, not worth the risk I guess. I once put my iPod down my knickers while decorating as I had no pockets only for it to fall through & just hang dangling while I'm stuck up a ladder!
Loved this thread btw.

Just wanted to say thrillednanny, that your posting on the thread page read so funnily that I laughed out loud! It read
'When in doubt, look down the front of your knickers'! followed by 'thrillednanny'! Oh, still mopping my eyes! Am as you are on the beach! Have a great holiday!

I like comfy pants and was pegging out the pants section of the washing after our Turkish holiday, when my son and family arrived for lunch. My boy took a look at the line and commented that I didn't need to take my own parachutes onto the plane. They may be two sizes bigger than I need, but they are virtually everlasting and I don't get VPL either.

Velcro for holding the balls? Is that how they do it? I've always wondered..........