Bloody hell
Oh for Heaven's sake
Oh for God's sake
Rollocks
You are kidding me! (this to any inanimate object that isn't behaving, or even to an abstract concept!)
I worked for a London wine merchants in my youth. One of the directors always used to say "Schloss Bockelheimer!". I have to say it is rather satisfying to use as an expletive, it has all the right sounds! 
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?
What foods that you aren't allergic to don't seem to agree with your body?
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