Bloody hell
Oh for Heaven's sake
Oh for God's sake
Rollocks
You are kidding me! (this to any inanimate object that isn't behaving, or even to an abstract concept!)
I worked for a London wine merchants in my youth. One of the directors always used to say "Schloss Bockelheimer!". I have to say it is rather satisfying to use as an expletive, it has all the right sounds! 
What has survived in your garden with minimal or no watering?
Wildfires in Turkey and Greece
If you were given £10k to spend on your bedroom , what would you buy?


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