Who would rescue you?

GrannyJane at least he has a vehicle in which to make your escape. He also knows all the back roads and has lots of friends to help him. Don't give up hope yet.

Novak Djokvic - bring on the disaster...

Doctor Who on dvd, so that would be Peter Capaldi in the Tardis then .... works for me

Paw Patrol.

News on at moment HELP

Oh, I'd abandon hope if I'd got Postman Pat. Even if he manages to get you in the van with the door shut properly for once, he'll still deliver you to the wrong address, or rip a hole in your packaging.

Mrs Goggins would sort it out

The bloke from Homes Under The Hammer - Martin Roberts (?)

Actually I would rather be rescued by Paul Martin from Flog It - I think he's gorgeous.

Judge Rinder - excellent, cos he'd kick my kidnapper's butt and they'd end up in the slammer :-D

Adam Hills - yes please!!!

Frank Skinner, though I don't hold out much hope if he has to carry me out, but at least he'll make me laugh.

Martin Shaw as George Gently.

Thierry Henri - any time!!

Poldark, his lush curls would tickle my face as he carried me off in his arms.

Um,Glen Tilbrook from Squeeze. Yes been watching Glastonbury.

The UCOS team from New Tricks.

Roger Federer - where are you kidnappers ? where are you ?

The England iceland football squads, a ref, the commentators and presumably the crowd...



actually, come to think of it ... all those men... <swoons>

I have regular conversations along the lines of "please do not put your head/hand/arm/leg /other body part through/in/behind banisters/chair back/any other random object as we will have to get the firebrigade out... oh hang on.. firefighters... <dreamy expression>

[I need to get out more emotion]

though come to think of it, lots of overweight unfit men?

I will come back to this thread when I have a better answer. Might wait until I see a trailer for the new Tarzan film!

It would have to be any of those lovely boys from Vikings :-)

Homes under the Hammer could rescue me any day, especially Martin Roberts !

Well, I've just popped into the kitchen where the telly seems to be permanently on the News Channel so currently it's either Simon McCoy or some Corbyn supporter. I'll have to try again later!

Victoria Stillwell from Its Me Or The Dog, she could protect us from marauding dogs lol!