Who would rescue you?

she could whack them over the head with a tennis racket

Just watched Serena Williams
She'll do - lots of muscles to fight the kidnappers

...and he would marry me. And sod that blonde woman who's too fond of taking her clothes off.

Now you're talking Lucy!!!! Sighhhh.

Victoria Stillwell from Its Me Or The Dog, she could protect us from marauding dogs lol!

Well, I've just popped into the kitchen where the telly seems to be permanently on the News Channel so currently it's either Simon McCoy or some Corbyn supporter. I'll have to try again later!

Homes under the Hammer could rescue me any day, especially Martin Roberts !

It would have to be any of those lovely boys from Vikings :-)

I will come back to this thread when I have a better answer. Might wait until I see a trailer for the new Tarzan film!

though come to think of it, lots of overweight unfit men?

The England iceland football squads, a ref, the commentators and presumably the crowd...



actually, come to think of it ... all those men... <swoons>

I have regular conversations along the lines of "please do not put your head/hand/arm/leg /other body part through/in/behind banisters/chair back/any other random object as we will have to get the firebrigade out... oh hang on.. firefighters... <dreamy expression>

[I need to get out more emotion]

Roger Federer - where are you kidnappers ? where are you ?

The UCOS team from New Tricks.

Um,Glen Tilbrook from Squeeze. Yes been watching Glastonbury.

Poldark, his lush curls would tickle my face as he carried me off in his arms.

Thierry Henri - any time!!

Martin Shaw as George Gently.

Frank Skinner, though I don't hold out much hope if he has to carry me out, but at least he'll make me laugh.

Adam Hills - yes please!!!

Judge Rinder - excellent, cos he'd kick my kidnapper's butt and they'd end up in the slammer :-D

The bloke from Homes Under The Hammer - Martin Roberts (?)

Actually I would rather be rescued by Paul Martin from Flog It - I think he's gorgeous.

Mrs Goggins would sort it out

Oh, I'd abandon hope if I'd got Postman Pat. Even if he manages to get you in the van with the door shut properly for once, he'll still deliver you to the wrong address, or rip a hole in your packaging.

News on at moment HELP