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mollie Mon 04-Apr-16 17:23:31

I'd really like to be one of those people who doesn't give a gnat's f*rt about rules (but in a modest way, no murder for example) but I can't even go against my local supermarket traffic signs (many do and it annoys the heck out of me). So, any suggestions on how to be a bit of a devil and cross the line now and again? Or is there anything you'd like to do if only you had the nerve???

Elegran Tue 05-Apr-16 09:13:49

I did the supermarket divider thing a few times after it had been mentioned on here previously. I think a lot of us on here and on Mumsnet did it, to see what would happen.

Most people following me just turned it round, some tutting as they did so. One poster said that the girl on the checkout asked whether there was a trend on Facebook, because it seemed to be happening a lot. The power of memes!

Let's all revive that one - Mumsnet are probably bored with it, but you never know.
It could be a sign for the Secret Society of GNers.

shysal Tue 05-Apr-16 09:07:34

Are you admitting to being immature Jingl? Once in a while is fun surely! grin

jinglbellsfrocks Tue 05-Apr-16 09:00:47

Wanting a tattoo, or an earring, in later life purely for the sake of rebelling against some unwritten, and probably imagined, rule, smacks, to me personally, of immaturity.

Most rules are there for a good reason. Perhaps best not to break them.

Occasionally, as on this website, there are some ridiculous ones that simply cry out to be fucking broken.

shysal Tue 05-Apr-16 08:54:04

There is a local privately owned 5p toll bridge at Swinford. It didn't used to be manned on Christmas Day, so my father would enjoy driving across it a few times just because he could! He was a great stickler for following rules, so this was the naughtiest he got! Nowadays there is a charity collection.

When I was a child I stole a loose hazelnut from the counter display in Marks and Spencer. I felt so guilty I couldn't eat it, and haven't forgotten or forgiven myself to this day! blush

It used to be right ear ring if gay, like Elton John, but I don't think anyone follows it now.

Nelliemoser Tue 05-Apr-16 08:49:47

grannylyn Me too in the carpark in our little town there are arrows as to which way to go to get round but if I want to head out of town instead of home I do sneak out the quicker way depending on how how near I am to the end of the row.

pompa Tue 05-Apr-16 08:21:29

Why ??? Because you can, go on be a devil Thatbags smile

Maggiemaybe Tue 05-Apr-16 08:16:01

But why, thatbags? Surely the person next in line would just pick it up and put it the right way round and think you're a bit of a prat? And round here they'd probably tell you so.

thatbags Tue 05-Apr-16 08:14:15

I see. Now you mention it, I was vaguely aware of something about an earring in the left earlobe of a man was a sign he is gay. One of our neighbours has one earring. I couldn't for the life of me tell you which ear it's in and I've known him ten years!

Bit like not being able to say if someone wears glasses.

pompa Tue 05-Apr-16 08:10:22

There are unwritten rules as to which ear you wear it in. But that may not be what you meant, only one of my friends has an earring, so for me it is breaking the rules.

thatbags Tue 05-Apr-16 08:02:40

? Are there rules about earrings?

pompa Tue 05-Apr-16 08:00:54

AS my other thread, I now have an earring.

thatbags Tue 05-Apr-16 08:00:12

Next time you shop in a supermarket, mollie, put the divider (those things you use to divide your stuff from that of the person behind you at the checkout) lengthwise on its side instead of across the conveyor belt and right way up. It's very amusing to watch people's reactions, especially if you're deliberate about it wink

Jane10 Tue 05-Apr-16 07:52:03

I've got a scorpion on my bottom -I always wanted a sting in my tail!

kittylester Tue 05-Apr-16 07:45:44

I've had a few speeding and parking fines but just find that blush

My rebellion takes the form of trying to ignore my mum's voice when I don't behave as she would expect a person 'in my position' to behave. grin

rubylady Tue 05-Apr-16 02:03:30

Me and my DD did a runner from a restaurant when she was living at home, 10 years ago. hmm

Stansgran Mon 04-Apr-16 21:30:52

I always go the wrong way in the underground car park. But I do make sure no ones about. It irritates the socks off DH

mollie Mon 04-Apr-16 21:11:21

The nearest I've got is a parking ticket (just one) and that was by mistake, not deliberate...leaves covered the yellow line. I'm not much of a maverick, am I...

annodomini Mon 04-Apr-16 20:39:13

I've been done for speeding three times, but don't recommend it.

mollie Mon 04-Apr-16 19:50:42

Tempting Roses, tempting. I think I've left it too late really. I like the idea of being a bit flighty, like one of those St Trinian's girls, running a poker school behind the bike sheds and fleecing the chaps for a change! Or riding a motorbike. Or staying out all night and crawling in at breakfast time...I didn't do any of that in my youth! Too worried about my image! And now, who cares? Lol!

rosesarered Mon 04-Apr-16 19:32:04

Mollie have a pink streak put in your hair? a tattoo? Sit down when everyone else stands to sing a hymn in church? If told ' have a nice day' say No, loudly.

Envious Mon 04-Apr-16 19:31:42

I was always one who followed the rules and careful to please my parents telling myself one day when they are gone I will do as I please! Like stay out all night or go to a bar! Sad thing they died when I was almost 50. Now I have no desire to " misbehave" confused I have gotten my share of speeding tickets but that's no fun and your insurance just increases.

rosesarered Mon 04-Apr-16 19:28:47

grannylynn .....do tell us more, naughty in what way?

rosesarered Mon 04-Apr-16 19:27:31

Greenfinch ....... You devil! grin

chocolatepudding Mon 04-Apr-16 19:22:38

I always conform to the rules especially when driving but recently I parked on some double yellow lines blush as I was on an emergency call out as a first responder. As I unloaded my bags of equipment a man pointed out I had parked on double yellow lines. Yes thank you I said but I am on my way to a cardiac arrest and I am not blocking anyone's way. I still fell a pang of guilt whenever I drive past that spot.

grannylyn65 Mon 04-Apr-16 19:20:35

Am a bit naughty in 'one way' car parksblush