Felice your situation is even worse than mine then !! {wine]
MY husband tells a christmas tale of the year he got a drum from a well meaning relative. By Boxing Day his Mum had persuaded him there were sweets inside and opened it with a tin opener - goodbye drum !!!
Moths I had never seen before have appeared in my garden
What was directly across the road from the school you went to?


oh that made me chuckle.