We're going on a picnic ( new game)

Hellmanns mayonnaise. Of course other brands available but they don't begin with H

Gaffer tape ( keep the elephants from the fridge)

Ah, is THAT where our jelly went? No buns for those elephants.

Fromage Frais

Elephant wellies (they must fed up of the rain)

How do you know when an elephants been in your fridge?

By the footprints in the jelly

Dressing gowns ( how cosy)

I am saving all the bags ( not for dung) but for leftover cakes ?????

Cherry tomatoes

Bags. (Large ones to carry the left over dung for the Roses)

XYZ

adventure (spirit of)

roses - yes I saw some of those Ophili dung pics a few years ago. Dung and sequins, they were actually really pretty.

Wellies (are we at Glasto now?)

Vaseline [many uses.]

Bella had you forgotten that we now have 3 elephants? We can use the dung to run anything like freezers [ don't ask how!] and any left over we can sell to the chappie who paints his pictures with it [Chris Ofiei?] Something like that

Upside down cake

Where are you getting the, er, fuel from roses ?

Tablecloths, again paper ones, to go with those napkins unless we have any very posh picnickers who might insist on fabric ones. Long as they take them home and launder them that's OK by me

Sorbet ( we have a portable freezer) it runs on elephant dung.

Ribbons for the finish line (for non competitive sport) also to hang the medals on

Quavers. My favourite crisps

Pringles

Oil for the lanterns

Napkins. Paper variety. Or kitchen roll would do.

Medals
For everyone who takes part in the non competitive sports we'll be having.

Lanterns. Need to find our way to the
Latrine

Khaki shorts ( don't all campers wear these?)

Juices of every kind