There is a thread on MSE about farting (did warn you) and this posting had me and OH rolling about
^The day that one farts in front of their partner is always considered a milestone in any relationship. I remember my first time...
It couldn't be helped and it had to come out. It was loud and vibrant and there certainly was an echo. My girlfriend was livid, I could see the rage building up in her expression. Her parents didn't seem to mind so much, almost as if they were pretending it never happened. The rest of the congregation were not so polite and there were many tuttings and mutterings.
Still... there'll be other funerals.^
