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trisher Sat 02-Jan-16 11:42:29

Just as a bit of light relief. Think of a person and a subject they would be totally unsuitable to teach. I'll start off with:- Oliver Letwin and Social Studies.

KatyK Sat 02-Jan-16 15:39:46

Donald Trump and diplomat (he could also job share the hair dresser post)

Bellanonna Sat 02-Jan-16 15:46:59

Janet Street Porter in tandem with above- mentioned Joey Essex on elocution ( feel a bit mean as I quite like JSP)

NanKate Sat 02-Jan-16 16:18:19

Mrs Brown and Finishing School Head Mistress

Greyduster Sat 02-Jan-16 16:29:20

Attila the Hun and Peace Studies!

ninathenana Sat 02-Jan-16 16:33:21

Mr. Bean
Driving Instructor

NanKate Sat 02-Jan-16 19:44:00

Brain malfunction at 13.41 when I meant to say.

Ex President Clinton and safe sex. grin

Ana Sat 02-Jan-16 19:53:26

Well it was safe - although not for Monica's dress, of course...wink

Elegran Sat 02-Jan-16 19:58:17

Kennedy could take on other lectures - marital fidelity?

NanKate Sat 02-Jan-16 19:58:54

Do you have inside information Ana from the White House ? hmm

But you are right I suppose I should have said,

'Expresident Clinton and extra curricular activity'.

Ana Sat 02-Jan-16 20:13:31

I think you missed my point (and probably I did yours) NanKate.

Alea Sat 02-Jan-16 20:14:36

Attila the Hun and Crochet?

SueDoku Sun 03-Jan-16 09:13:08

Mary Whitehouse and sex education

whitewave Sun 03-Jan-16 09:24:07

Osborne and sound economics

whitewave Sun 03-Jan-16 09:25:37

Defra and flood defence

nannypiano Sun 03-Jan-16 09:46:19

Piers Morgan and modesty

Alea Sun 03-Jan-16 09:52:59

Andre Previn and bus conductor

libra10 Sun 03-Jan-16 10:18:49

Gordon Brown - Economics!

rosesarered Sun 03-Jan-16 10:25:47

the Queen and housewifery [or home management or whatever it now calls itself if it exists at all!]

annodomini Sun 03-Jan-16 10:26:36

Tony Blair and honesty

Shrimp Sun 03-Jan-16 10:32:51

Mary Whitehouse and Rap Music

trisher Sun 03-Jan-16 10:33:18

rosesarered One is quite capable, one has one's Girl Guide badge you know! grin

Ooh-er it's getting all political!

rosesarered Sun 03-Jan-16 11:08:21

grin aplogies your maj!

rosesarered Sun 03-Jan-16 11:09:05

Prince Charles and housewifery!

Skweek1 Sun 03-Jan-16 11:12:01

My son suggests:
John Prescott and Language Skills
Michael Fabricant and Hairdressing (although maybe more suited to acting as their model)
Katie Hopkins as anti-bullying counsellor

riclorian Sun 03-Jan-16 11:27:43

David Cameron and keeping promises