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Katek Tue 22-Dec-15 08:56:43

Oh yes!!

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rubylady Tue 22-Dec-15 03:07:20

Thank you Katek, I needed that. But isn't youtube addictive? tchsmile

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Katek Mon 21-Dec-15 18:13:01

Anyone remember this?

youtu.be/6b7r5jIEe9s

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PRINTMISS Mon 21-Dec-15 15:01:32

Just what I needed on a depressingly wet afternoon. I was so sure it was going to be a fine day!

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Indinana Mon 21-Dec-15 12:31:48

Descartes was dining out with a friend. The waiter came to take their order and Descartes asked what the soup of the day was. The waiter told him it was lobster bisque. "I think not", said Descartes, and disappeared.

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trisher Mon 21-Dec-15 11:12:38

Nice one!!

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Jane10 Mon 21-Dec-15 10:51:12

Groan! Any more?

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Nelliemoser Mon 21-Dec-15 10:33:24

Luckygirl grin

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grannylyn65 Mon 21-Dec-15 10:29:24

tchgrintchgrin

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kittylester Mon 21-Dec-15 10:25:25

And me! tchgrin

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Lona Mon 21-Dec-15 10:04:55

? Love it!

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Luckygirl Mon 21-Dec-15 09:58:17

The price of gasoline in France?
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."

"I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh."

See if you have De Gaulle to
send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

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