You have to be honest for this game

I don't speak fluent German ( can order a beer though)


I used to teach my dog to do tricks ( and very good he was too!)

Never owned a dog

Had lots of very elderly cats.

I've never had lots of elderly cats.
I do have a noisy, naughty cockatiel.

I've never had a cockatiel.

I have been to a premier league football ground (Villa Park).

I have never been to a premier league football ground.

I did pan for gold once at a Welsh goldmine

I've been to a premier league football ground, The Mighty Fulham! Alas premiership no longer!
I've been held up in a bank robbery!

I have never been held up in a bank robbery.

I have driven a steam locomotive.

I have never driven a steam locomotive.

I once saw Princess Alexandra in the hardware shop near to her home in Richmond Park.

Never seen Princess A in a hardware shop ( are you SURE it was her Joy )

I have made Christmas biscuits

Yes, rose, definitely her! It was her local hardware shop (and ours at that time). I stupidly gawped at her and thought to myself 'how do I know you', then realised who it was..! She was obviously quite used to being gawped at as she smiled very sweetly and royally, and then carried on shopping... not sure what she was buying! I think she has always been keen to lead as normal a life as poss in her circs, so I wasn't really suprised that she had dropped by for a tap washer or a mousetrap or whatever .

I have not made Christmas biscuits

But I have put the sprouts on...

I have not put sprouts on (they wouldn't fit).

I have made a patchwork quilt

I too have made a patchwork quilt.

I have never been to Thailand.

I too have never been to Thailand

I have been to Kenya

I haven't been to Kenya... but

I have been to the Isle of Wight!!!

Giggle!

I haven't been to the isle of wight

I have been to Newcastle

I have never been to Newcastle

I have been to Iceland (many times! )

I have been to Iceland too (don't like it)

Ive never been to Lapland (would love to)

Never been to Lapland, Iceland, Kenya, Thailand, Isle of Wight but love Newcastle!

I have just found half a mince pie under the settee (not from last year!)

I have never found half a pound of mince under the settee.

I have been condemned to hell by a Jehovah's Witness.

Never been condemned to hell by a JW,

I have had a fine for speeding

Not so far had a speeding fine

Have had several parking fines

vq. It was half a mince pie nit half a pound of mince

I have never had a parking fine

I did once hitch a lift in a police car