You have to be honest for this game

I don't like avocados

I have been on a gondola ride in Venice

I have never been on a gondola ride in Venice
I have visited a mosque on the outskirts of Beirut

I have been on a gondola in Venice
I have never bungee jumped !

I don't have a mountain bike so haven't ridden it down steps.

I have capsized in a sailing dinghy.

I have never capsized in a sailing dinghy

I have seen the Kirov and Bolshoi Ballets when they've come to London

I have never seen the Kirov and Bolshoi Ballets. Sadly I have only seen two ballets. One Swan Lake as a teenager and also Swan Lake, tickets as a gift from DS. I have loved ballet since reading Ballet Shoes. DS loved Swan Lake too!

I have paddled in the Irish Sea in February.

I haven't paddled in the Irish Sea in February.

I have rolled in the snow in a swimming costume in January.

I haven't rolled in the snow in January, with or without a swimsuit

I have skated on the lake in St James's Park during a very severe winter many years ago. Can't see that being allowed today !

I have never skated on a lake

I have been to the top of the Empire State Building

I have never been to the top of the Empire State Building (or America for that fact)

I have been to the first floor of the Eiffel Tower (got in the wrong queue and went up via the steps, there are a l-o-t of steps )

I haven't been on the first floor if the Eiffel Tower

I have seen orchids on Mount Parnassus

I haven't seen orchids on Mt Parnassus.

I have seen lilies growing wild on the hillsides in Madeira.

I have not seen lilies (wild or tame) growing on the hillsides of Madeira

I once had a slice of Madiera cake
(do you get extra points for mentioning cake?)

I have enjoyed more than one slice of Madeira cake. Not sure about the points ?
I have never listened to The Archers

I have listened to the Archers for years.

I have never been to IKEA (but would like to)

I have been to IKEA

I have never watched Hollyoaks

I've never watched Hollyoaks either (or Coronation Street etc)

I have got deer at the end of my garden! ?

No deer at the end of my garden (I wish there was) only Tarmac.

Since I retired my DH brings me a cup of tea in bed every morning before he goes to work.

No cup of tea in bed as no DH any more
I have written all of my Christmas cards

Have also written - and posted - cards

Have not got down to massive tidy- up. Keep wanting to but something always stops me

I haven't tidied up

but I have made bubble and squeak..and probably will all night

I haven't made bubble and squeek ( not for years)

I have made some mince pies for guests ( DH will be at them any minute.)

I have not made any mince pies (yet).

However I have bought a very large jar of mincemeat.

I haven't bought any mincemeat as don't like mince pies, and M&S do good ones for guests

I don't own a DVD player

I do own aDVD player

I have not yet put the marzipan on the Christmas cake.