You have to be honest for this game

I have never snokelled on Great Barrier Reef.

When I was at schooI I had a holiday job at a fairground, operating the roundabout etc (It was LONG before 'Health and Safety' was invented...)

...nor snorkelled.

I have never had a holiday job in a fairground

I did have a school Xmas holiday job working for the ( then) GPO delivering post. Loved it.

I have never had a holiday job on a fairground or operated a roundabout.

I have just finished crocheting some tinsel with sparkly wool.

Sorry Bella overlapped posts.

I have never worked for the GPO, delivering the post.

I have just crocheted tinsel.

I have never crocheted tinsel.

I have crocheted ponchos for most of my (female) family and myself.

I have never crocheted ponchos

I have swam with turtles

I have never been swimming with turtles.

I have worked as a chambermaid.

I have never worked as a chambermaid.

I have been a City Tour Guide

I've never been a City Tour Guide

I have visited the Sistine Chapel

I've never been a city tour guide.

I have fallen in our garden pond (when it was being emptied for cleaning and had only six inches of sludge)

(Got it wrong, sorry)
I've never been to the Sistine Chapel

But I have fallen in the pond etc. etc.

I've never fallen in the garden pond etc etc.

I used to like sleeping on couchettes on trains

I have never slept on a couchette

I have eaten tapas in Seville

I have never eaten tapas in Seville

I made a ceramic mosaic plaque of our house number

I've never made anything ceramic mosaic let alone a plaque of my house number

I have knocked a skiing instructor for six sending him backwards down a dry ski slope (1st and last time on skis!)

I have never knocked a skiing instructor for six

I saw a huge crocodile lurking on the bank when I went on a boat trip

I have never seen a huge crocodile

I once sat next to a snake on the bus someone was holding it (a small one thankfully)

Shall I carry on?

I have never seen a snake on a bus (did they have to pay a fare?)

I sat with my feet in hot spring water

I believe that snakes only pay half fare.

I have never had my feet in hot spring water ( sounds nice though)

I lost my wedding ring in a freezer in Waitrose ( and never found it.)

I've never lost my wedding ring

I had my purse stolen getting on tram in Nice.

I've never had my purse stolen, thank goodness.

I have been the back end of a pantomime horse.

I have never been the back end of a pantomime horse.

I have fallen off a real horse and broken my arm.

I have never fallen of a horse and broken my arm.

I broke a stone at Whitby and found a fossil.