Am I the only person who finds Terry Wogan really . . . menacing?
It's not just that he insisted on a large fee to appear on Children In Need. Or his habit of always smiling, even when he is being rather nasty. .
To me, something dark and dissatisfied chafes under his eternal persona of bumbling, convivial golf club cove.
For example, his broadside at newsreaders - he suggested that a talking turnip could do the job - was classic passive-aggressive Wogan.
He had done the job, he said. There was nothing to it. And there is nothing to being a radio presenter either. Indeed.
So glad he is relegated to Sunday radio where I don't have to listen to his faux-funny ramblings.