What 3 things do you hate most?

Inane tv presenters who talk a load of cr** and think they are being funny.

Litter at the back of a local grammar school I walk by.

Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.

Cold callers who think it is my fault that they wasted their time phoning me.

Drivers who park blocking a narrow pavement and, when I comment that a woman with a pram and a toddler had to walk in the road to get past, reply that "I was only there for five fucking minutes"

Youths who ring my doorbell with a holdall of stuff to sell, and, when I reply that I never buy anything from anyone at the door, call me a miserable old cow. Less of the old, please.

People dropping litter

Hallowe'en

11+ and selective education.

1. Cyclists who treat pedestrians as lesser mortals.

2. People in cars throwing their rubbish out of the windows.

3. Salespeople on the phone or in writing who address me by my first name. If I write to e.g. the Chairman of BT, I write to Dr. Mr. X; why do his minions address me as Grump?

Self service checkouts. Full Stop
Cold Calls
Christmas Crap in late Sept/ early Oct.

How long have you got?

1. The loudness of sound at the cinema

2. Unknown item in the bagging area at self-checkout

3. Bin men who drop rubbish in the street.