Nellie you remind me of a friend I rang when, going out after work in the dark to feed the rabbit, I realised he had been got at by a fox, and only his sad front end remained, face down in the rhubarb patch. In tears, I rang a friend who chided me for being such a wet and arrived 10 minutes later, armed with big gloves, bin bags etc. 'I know you're right' I sobbed as we made our way down the garden with a torch. On seeing the remains she exclaimed 'Oh no, the poor bunny!' and slumped to the ground, weeping uncontrollably. 
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